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[VeeStars]

Uh, is there somebody that can turn my wine into water please? Water is much tastier.



*Raises eyebrow.*

Can I look at the tag on your skirt?

No you perv!

I made Sunday brunch over an hour ago. You missed it.

It's... not even 10...

 

[ssaannttoo]

No you perv!

I need a girl.. Can a girl check it?

 

[VeeStars]

I need a girl.. Can a girl check it?

No! I refuse!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I need a girl.. Can a girl check it?

Sure, I can be a girl

 

[VeeStars]

Sure, I can be a girl

DEFINITELY NOT YOU

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sure, I can be a girl

Yes ma'am! Pin her down and check the tag!

 

[VeeStars]

Yes ma'am! Pin her down and check the tag!

Oh god no!!!

*flees*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh god no!!!

*flees*

After her!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*is too lazy to chase*
*opens a bottle of merlot*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Hunh. I just got my rope and broom handle, too. Need a pillar though. Why i love my house. It has a convenient pillar. Can't go wrong with those in a living room. So convenient.

Oh, we're checking girls out now?! Well. Ok!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, we're checking girls out now?! Well. Ok!

I need you to check the tag on her skirt! I think she stole my maid outfit.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Hunh. I just got my rope and broom handle, too. Need a pillar though. Why i love my house. It has a convenient pillar. Can't go wrong with those in a living room. So convenient.

Oh, we're checking girls out now?! Well. Ok!

I have a convenient pillar, too....

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Well, yeah, of course she did.

So strip her. Only way to be sure.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, yeah, of course she did.

So strip her. Only way to be sure.

She said it not me.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

I mean give her a towel because of age. I mean kinda young there.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I mean give her a towel because of age. I mean kinda young there.

Wait, how young we talking? *Checks age, turns white, passes out.*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Yeah. i forget that, too.

Like talking to my son age.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yeah. i forget that, too.

How about I just go over and hide in a potted plant?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

I'm just going to walk back out now..

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Looks up from pot, a plant on my head.*

That is best.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Welp, checked my photo gallery and have a message from a guy asking me to use some pics and/or pose for adult entertainment. Time to burn my electronics and reevaluate my life.

Going to have to process all this.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Welp, checked my photo gallery and have a message from a guy asking me to use some pics and/or pose for adult entertainment. Time to burn my electronics and reevaluate my life.

Going to have to process all this.

That is just nasty. Like, I'm sure you're a very attractive and lovely person. But like how unclassy are people?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

That is just nasty. Like, I'm sure you're a very attractive and lovely person. But like how unclassy are people?

Some are pretty out there and artistic endeavors draw them.

Sorry to kill this mood. Got to deal with this.

 

[TR273]

Welp, checked my photo gallery and have a message from a guy asking me to use some pics and/or pose for adult entertainment. Time to burn my electronics and reevaluate my life.

Going to have to process all this.

Eeesh!

 

[VeeStars]

*desperately hides in a closet hoping they don't find me*