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[Hiridor]

*opens closet*
*farts towards the open closet*
*closes closet*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*desperately hides in a closet hoping they don't find me*

*finds*

 

[VeeStars]

*opens closet*
*farts towards the open closet*
*closes closet*

x.x

 

[ssaannttoo]

*finds*

Bring her here. I need to ask her some questions.

 

[VeeStars]

Bring her here. I need to ask her some questions.

*is no longer wearing maid outfit*
*you notice the WOOD CHIPPER 5000 in the closet is spitting out a bunch of fabric*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Welp, checked my photo gallery and have a message from a guy asking me to use some pics and/or pose for adult entertainment. Time to burn my electronics and reevaluate my life.

Going to have to process all this.

take it as a compliment and delete everything

 

[ssaannttoo]

*is no longer wearing maid outfit*
*you notice the WOOD CHIPPER 5000 in the closet is spitting out a bunch of fabric*

M-my maid outfit... *Breaks down into tears.* WHY!

 

[VeeStars]

M-my maid outfit... *Breaks down into tears.* WHY!

Well there is no way to prove that was YOUR maid outfit. ;3

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well there is no way to prove that was YOUR maid outfit. ;3

M-my mother made that for me when I was a wee lad...

*Falls down onto my knees.*
B-before she died...

 

[VeeStars]

M-my mother made that for me when I was a wee lad...

*Falls down onto my knees.*
B-before she died...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Kharne]

M-my mother made that for me when I was a wee lad...

*Falls down onto my knees.*
B-before she died...

Wouldn't have been an issue if your mom was still here. Sorry about that she was just in my way

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wouldn't have been an issue if your mom was still here. Sorry about that she was just in my way

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Falls on the ground, sobbing.*

 

[VeeStars]

Wouldn't have been an issue if your mom was still here. Sorry about that she was just in my way

What

*Falls on the ground, sobbing.*

Oh no

 

[Kharne]

*Falls on the ground, sobbing.*

Keep up the crying and you'll end up just like her

 

[ssaannttoo]

Keep up the crying and you'll end up just like her

W-what?

*Sniffles.*

 

[Kharne]

Violence always works :^)

 

[VeeStars]

@Kharne you can't just go around killing people like that >:T

 

[ssaannttoo]

Violence always works :^)

*Sniff* Kill me harder daddy. *Hic*

*Cries again.*

 

[VeeStars]

*Sniff* Kill me harder daddy. *Hic*

*Cries again.*

...

 

[Kharne]

*Sniff* Kill me harder daddy. *Hic*

*Cries again.*

I'll ignore that last word

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'll ignore that last word

Master, kill me better like my daddy~

*Wipes tears off of face.*

I now have immunity.

 

[Kharne]

Master, kill me better like my daddy~

*Wipes tears off of face.*

I now have immunity.

Now I'll make Vee kill you

 

[VeeStars]

Thank god I destroyed your maid outfit

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thank god I destroyed your maid outfit

You have immunity from me.. you're very.. smol.

 

[VeeStars]

You have immunity from me.. you're very.. smol.

How tall are you?