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[Borophagus Metropolis]

Just be yourself, then. Normal person is chaotic neutral.

I've got whips, chains, handcuffs, feathers, and am apparently wearing a faux leather outfit.

Problem: most of us are gay. So, no ideas.

So you're telling me that you don't have anything that could plug a hole? Huh.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

@ssaannttoo they see me rollin, they hatin
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It's round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain, or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space
Like a tunnel that you follow to a tunnel of its own
Down a hollow to a cavern where the sun has never shone
Like a door that keeps revolving in a half forgotten dream
Or the ripples from a pebble someone tosses in a stream
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space
In the windmills of your mind!

 

[Hiridor]

Come on, what's taking so long? WHIP ME!

/covers you in whipped cream*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

/covers you in whipped cream*

 

[ssaannttoo]

/covers you in whipped cream*

Yuck.. whipped cream. I hate eating whipped cream. Anybody wanna eat it for me?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Yuck.. whipped cream. I hate eating whipped cream. Anybody wanna eat it for me?

Hi

 

[Hiridor]

Yuck.. whipped cream. I hate eating whipped cream. Anybody wanna eat it for me?

Well I did have the whipped cream because I wanted to eat it.

Hi

Share?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hi

Well I did have the whipped cream because I wanted to eat it.

Share?

I dont mind having two wolfy boys eating off me.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well I did have the whipped cream because I wanted to eat it.

Share?

Sure, I don't care

 

[Hiridor]

Sure, I don't care

Well then let s dig in.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well then let s dig in.

*Lays down.*
COME GET IT!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well then let s dig in.

Sorry about the blood
*nose continues to bleed*

 

[Hiridor]

Sorry about the blood
*nose continues to bleed*

Here *hands tissue*
just shove it up there

 

[ssaannttoo]

just shove it up there

My, my That is very forward of you.

 

[Hiridor]

My, my That is very forward of you.

I mean, blood is just gonna get everywhere otherwise

 

[Foxy Emy]

My, my That is very forward of you.

Only as forward as you are backward.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I mean, blood is just gonna get everywhere otherwise

When are y'all gonna get to eating? I dont want this seeping into my fur!

 

[Hiridor]

When are y'all gonna get to eating? I dont want this seeping into my fur!

Not hungry anymore.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Not hungry anymore.

Fine, you're no fun anyways. *Sticks tongue out.*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Fine, you're no fun anyways. *Sticks tongue out.*

*pokes tongue*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pokes tongue*

Gah, ack!

*Rubs tongue clean.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*bleeds on tongue*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Gah, ack!

*Rubs tongue clean.*

Good. You put that thing back where it belongs! *pats*

Your ears are huge! Are you part fennec?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Good. You put that thing back where it belongs! *pats*

Your ears are huge! Are you part fennec?

Yes indeedarooni!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*noms on big ears*