ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Somebody else, come and help me do this. We will all rub his belly at the same time.
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Foxy Emy
Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I have already blessed the win. With extra tails. ^w^
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
You're a genius. I've just made it and it's really yummy.
idkthough120
blue/teal bat thing.
I kind of want belly rubs too, but....
the thing is... mine's not big
Just saying I guess...
the thing is... mine's not big
Just saying I guess...
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
*blesses your post with a bit of evil woofer licks*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
I can't take credit for it
Yakamaru
Silly McFly
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
I only made one though. I'm a smol foxo.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Wubb twain!
Universe
Most powerful dragon human hybrid in the universe
*kicks hind legs and giggles*
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*rolls over*
*tries to act cute*
*farts*
*tries to act cute*
*farts*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Fine, you too.
*Rubs belly in circles.*
I never should have started with these belly rubs...
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Sorry, I ate some eggs earlier ...
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*Wubbies with both paws.*
Okay I just had the weirdest fucking dream in the world
It's kind of hilarious
So I'm at the store with my mom, right? She was shopping but we were just finishing up, so she tells me I can pick out ONE thing ANY PRICE and that will be a Christmas present
So I go to see what there is and somehow it's ALL spiderman stuff they had the original trilogy, the reboot series, the MCU movies, some action movies, all the video games, and even some movie, I have no idea what it was about, but it was called Spiderman butt version, the cover was just spiderman one but with the word butt like photoshopped on it, and obviously I was all like "yeah," like "Wow butts ae such an extremely in-depth, mature, and well thought out type of comedy" So anyways I want to find something that's not Spiderman stuff and so I'm obviously looking for hours and my mom obviously gets tired of waiting and she starts leaving without me and so I just grab Spiderman: Miles Morales and then I gotta figure out how to catch up with mom right? so, and this is the part that literally made me laugh out loud when I woke up because it was so ridiculous, I literally turn to the camera IN A DREAM I TURN TO THE CAMERA and say "it's a good thing I always carry a rod of discord in my pocket" and then I rip out a real-life rod of discord and start teleporting to them TRYING TO LOOK COOL in the process as if that's my concern right now so the rest of the dream is relatively normal I'm just at the checkout waiting for my mom and she's like "you know you can't play this until Christmas" and I'm all like we don't even have a ps5 yet and we're talking about how the ps5 is white instead of black you know like I said fairly normal but obviously the part before was the highlight to me
It's kind of hilarious
So I'm at the store with my mom, right? She was shopping but we were just finishing up, so she tells me I can pick out ONE thing ANY PRICE and that will be a Christmas present
So I go to see what there is and somehow it's ALL spiderman stuff they had the original trilogy, the reboot series, the MCU movies, some action movies, all the video games, and even some movie, I have no idea what it was about, but it was called Spiderman butt version, the cover was just spiderman one but with the word butt like photoshopped on it, and obviously I was all like "yeah," like "Wow butts ae such an extremely in-depth, mature, and well thought out type of comedy" So anyways I want to find something that's not Spiderman stuff and so I'm obviously looking for hours and my mom obviously gets tired of waiting and she starts leaving without me and so I just grab Spiderman: Miles Morales and then I gotta figure out how to catch up with mom right? so, and this is the part that literally made me laugh out loud when I woke up because it was so ridiculous, I literally turn to the camera IN A DREAM I TURN TO THE CAMERA and say "it's a good thing I always carry a rod of discord in my pocket" and then I rip out a real-life rod of discord and start teleporting to them TRYING TO LOOK COOL in the process as if that's my concern right now so the rest of the dream is relatively normal I'm just at the checkout waiting for my mom and she's like "you know you can't play this until Christmas" and I'm all like we don't even have a ps5 yet and we're talking about how the ps5 is white instead of black you know like I said fairly normal but obviously the part before was the highlight to me
wow I've had the win for 41 minutes you guys are rEaLlY trying
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*Win.*
Feel better now?
Feel better now?
yes thank you
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
How is y'all dong?
just listening to spooky stories