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[Borophagus Metropolis]

Wow, guise. Pretty ghey in here.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Uhm, ok. This is different.

C-can you help me please.. take me away.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

How long am I gonna have to kneel here for...

This is taking a while.

Sometimes it just takes a while.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sometimes it just takes a while.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

damn, I'm wheezing. lmao.

 

[Hiridor]

C-can you help me please.. take me away.

*Pulls out lasso and throws*


You ain't going anywhere.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Sometimes it just takes a while.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Mega gæy

 

[Tacoshark]

*Pulls out lasso and throws*


You ain't going anywhere.

One of us.....One of us...One of us

 

[ssaannttoo]

One of us.....One of us...One of us

Oh, no, oh no.

*looks around frantically.*

 

[Hiridor]

Oh, no, oh no.

*looks around frantically.*

Come join me in waiting.

*Stretches out hand*

Here take my hand.

 

[idkthough120]

Okay, now this conversation is scaring me more than confusing me.
Literally.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Come join me in waiting.

*Stretches out hand*

Here take my hand.

*Slowly takes hand. Closes eyes.*



*Cries softly.*

 

[Tacoshark]

Oh, no, oh no.

*looks around frantically.*

Do not resist.......join us

 

[Tacoshark]

We have cookies and hats

 

[Hiridor]

*Slowly takes hand. Closes eyes.*



*Cries softly.*

No need to cry, your a fox. You'll fit right in here.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No need to cry, your a fox. You'll fit right in here.

Why does everybody think I'm a whore? I'm just a fox!

 

[Universe]

Wants more belly rubs

 

[Tacoshark]

Why does everybody think I'm a whore? I'm just a fox!

The bestest fox!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wants more belly rubs

That will be five bucks.

*Holds out hand for money.*

 

[Universe]

That will be five bucks.

*Holds out hand for money.*

*gives a golden coin*

 

[ssaannttoo]

The bestest fox!

Daw, you're too kind >~<

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gives a golden coin*

*Looks at it, bits it.*

Oh.

 

[Universe]

*Looks at it, bits it.*

Oh.

*stares*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stares*

Fine.

*Rubs belly.*

 

[Universe]

Fine.

*Rubs belly.*

*giggles and kicks hind legs*

 

[Hiridor]

Why does everybody think I'm a whore? I'm just a fox!

Not what i was implying, but here have some tea. *offers tea*