Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Minerva_Minx]

Just taking a win because...

 

[Universe]

This'll help.

*Walks in with flame thrower to burn away the mattress and headboard.*

EEEKKKKKKK

 

[ssaannttoo]

EEEKKKKKKK

Too much? Would a crow bar be better?

 

[Universe]

Too much? Would a crow bar be better?

I don’t know *blushes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I don’t know *blushes*

*Comes back with crowbar and butter. Lubes you up, sticks crowbar in.*

 

[Universe]

*Comes back with crowbar and butter. Lubes you up, sticks crowbar in.*

*giggles and blushes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*giggles and blushes*

*Baps*

No!

 

[Universe]

*Baps*

No!

Eep

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eep

*Puts some weight behind the crow bar, slides down further.*

 

[Universe]

AHHHHH

 

[ssaannttoo]

AHHHHH

You like that dont you?

 

[Universe]

You like that dont you?

A little

 

[ssaannttoo]

A little

*Pulls back, @Universe pops out.*

And, there we go. you're free at last.

*Wipes sweat off of brow.*

 

[Universe]

*Pulls back, @Universe pops out.*

And, there we go. you're free at last.

*Wipes sweat off of brow.*

Eep *gets stuck in the palace dining room wall tight* oh dear

 

[Deleted member 133545]

why was jared banned?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eep *gets stuck in the palace dining room wall tight* oh dear

*Rolls eyes.*

Why... just why.

 

[Universe]

*Rolls eyes.*

Why... just why.

I don’t know *my bottom is on the inside of the palace room wall while my torso is outside the palace*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Awøø

 

[Universe]

I hope nobody finds me like this! *wiggles tail*

 

[Universe]

This is just so embarrassing

 

[ssaannttoo]

This is just so embarrassing

*Sits down in front of @Universe.*

So, how's your day?

 

[Universe]

Ummmm not bad actually *blushes bright blue*

 

[ssaannttoo]

That's good, thats good..

.. How'd you get here?

 

[Universe]

That's good, thats good..

.. How'd you get here?

Tried to squeeze through a small crack in the wall apparently my hips didn’t fit

 

[ssaannttoo]

Tried to squeeze through a small crack in the wall

*nods.*

How is that working?