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[Deleted member 134556]

Yesterday I built a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time :V

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yesterday I built a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time :V

I read the first part, and I was so happy cause I was about to have a leather working friend. But now, I know it's a joke ;~;

 

[Deleted member 134556]

I read the first part, and I was so happy cause I was about to have a leather working friend. But now, I know it's a joke ;~;

I'm low on energy, and dad jokes give me power.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm low on energy, and dad jokes give me power.

But why a belt?

 

[Deleted member 134556]

But why a belt?

It was a commission. Ugh, steampunk people amirite?

 

[Yakamaru]

I'm low on energy, and dad jokes give me power.

Hi low on energy, and dad jokes give me power.

I am dad.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh no. I need to get outta this thread!

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Hi low on energy, and dad jokes give me power.

I am dad.

 

[Yakamaru]

Oh no. I need to get outta this thread!

No you don't. :>

*grabs and pulls into a snuggle before falling asleep*

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[ssaannttoo]

No you don't. :>

*grabs and pulls into a snuggle before falling asleep*

O: okie, this is fine.

 

[Universe]

*Is still stuck*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Is still stuck*

*sprays with WD40*

 

[Universe]

*sprays with WD40*

Eep

 

[Yakamaru]

*sprays with WD40*

*sprays with dad jokes*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Eep

Well, if that doesn't work, then I usuallu get out the oxy/acetylene torch. That'll unstick anything.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, if that doesn't work, then I usuallu get out the oxy/acetylene torch. That'll unstick anything.

I suggested a flame thrower, but that got vetoed.

 

[Universe]

Well, if that doesn't work, then I usuallu get out the oxy/acetylene torch. That'll unstick anything.

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Is so cold. I got my space heater cranked up right next to my feets, in thicc wool socks, under my floofy woof blanket.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

Drinking Miller Lite. Watching Christmas specials.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

*falls on floor*

...we've got to help George Bailey....

 

[idkthough120]

*falls on floor*

...we've got to help George Bailey....

But I'm the falling on floor one...

 

[ssaannttoo]

How about we all fall on the floor together.

*Flops.*

 

[Deleted member 133545]

How about we all fall on the floor together.

*Flops.*

Good idea..
i just need a pillow and I'm ready to crash on the floor like it's the hudson river..

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I got my santa hat on now. You better be good, or else.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

I got my santa hat on now. You better be good, or else.

sheesh, I don't mind receiving the coal, it's freezing over here, a source of combustion would be nice