The existential threat that I always feel
Nothing's happened yet today and yet I have to feel
Danger near, danger here
Nowhere to escape to and nobody there to hear
As I now scream in fear
The existential threat is drawing very, very near
And they all look away
Can't they see the existential threat is on its way
Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Doubt they will, doubt they will
But I'm keen to try whatever, gimme that pill
Sartre and Camus seemed to understand
Something close to what I'm feeling though they were in France
Deux Magots they would go
Each comparing existential threats they came to blows
And then the crowds came near just to cheer
For the greatest existential threatened philosophe
And it is comforting
Then the comfort starts to very quickly fade away
Did I wake you up, sorry if I did
Guess I woke you up and also woke your little kid
Threat outside, let me hide
Just until the danger passes, then I'll go outside
And have to come again, once again
The existential threat is at your patio door
And do not let it in
When you fight the existential threat you will not win