Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[ssaannttoo]

Hewow Mrs. Minx!

How is you today?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

I'm avoiding my S.O. I got her a Roomba and now I'm a lazy good for nothing.

Secretly, I'm running it on an app to annoy her. I just have to keep my gallery going on my tablet so I can switch to it quick.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I hereby take this Win in the name of Floof.

 

[Tacoshark]

I hereby take this Win in the name of Floof.

Not while my fins have anything to say about it

 

[Connery]

I just want to know why someone had the idea to name the grapefruit the way it was named.

Like - why? :v

Why not beer-lemon?

 

[Tacoshark]

I just want to know why someone had the idea to name the grapefruit the way it was named.

Like - why? :v

Why not beer-lemon?

Dear god........that sounds 10 times better

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Nobody:

Minecraft on new 3ds:

I just want to know why someone had the idea to name the grapefruit the way it was named.

Like - why? :v

Why not beer-lemon?

I'm more mad at the guy who named silverfish

*exists*

Hey dipflip take that hat off Shitsmas is over >:v

*nods*

oh cool I'm working on making a new fursona I saw in a dream
A cute little lizard named Franky

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Nobody:

Minecraft on new 3ds:


I'm more mad at the guy who named silverfish


Hey dipflip take that hat off Shitsmas is over >:v


oh cool I'm working on making a new fursona I saw in a dream
A cute little lizard named Franky

I have named him Sappho

 

[anonfoxer]

kadonk

 

[Cockynoob666]

BOOP

 

[Yakamaru]

Knodak

 

[Cockynoob666]

DOUBLE BOOP

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Knodak

Nom

 

[Cockynoob666]

Mhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmh!!!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Mhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmh!!!

I didn't nom you

 

[Yakamaru]

I didn't nom you

*noms on*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*noms on*

*pins you under my forepaws*

 

[Yakamaru]

*pins you under my forepaws*

:<

*stops nomming and withdraws his tongue and closes his jaw as he is pinned down*

 

[Cockynoob666]

You can eat me now you know... so why are u spareing me

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You can eat me now you know... so why are u spareing me

I only got room in my upper gut for one

:<

*stops nomming and withdraws his tongue and closes his jaw as he is pinned down*

and I want this one to

 

[Yakamaru]

and I want this one to

Want this one to what?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Want this one to what?

I want to eat you as well

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Hears the conversation of eating people.*

*Hides in corner, where hopefully nobody will see.*

*Instantly regrets being snack sized.*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Awoo?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Hears the conversation of eating people.*

*Hides in corner, where hopefully nobody will see.*

*Instantly regrets being snack sized.*

*obvious pawsteps* hello!