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[Polaris]

Breakfast is cancelled. Bacon shuttle has been delayed.

 

[Niru the Husky]

Breakfast is cancelled. Bacon shuttle has been delayed.

Nuu ÓwÒ
... I will wait then.
Bacon > Time and life

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Nuu ÓwÒ
... I will wait then.
Bacon > Time and life

 

[Niru the Husky]

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Finally!
Just in time for my third past-midnight snack ^^

 

[Polaris]

That bacon is made out of tofu.

 

[Cockynoob666]

FUCK!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 134556]

That bacon is made out of tofu.

Lies >:0

 

[Polaris]

Lies >:0

Says the quack bringing in bacon on a plate of lies! *Takes a bite of the bacon and shakes his head*

IT'S NOT EVEN SEASONED KIND OF TOFU!

 

[Niru the Husky]

That bacon is made out of tofu.

Wait...this bacon right here? And the bacon I had before and for lunch?
You mean, my whole life has always been a lie?
.__ .
._ .
;w;

 

[Polaris]

Wait...this bacon right here? And the bacon I had before and for lunch?
You mean, my whole life has always been a lie?
.__ .
._ .
;w;

I'm sorry, but all these past plates full of that greasy and mouth watering bacon has been nothing but lies and deceit.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Awoooooooo!!!!!

 

[Niru the Husky]

I'm sorry, but all these past plates full of that greasy and mouth watering bacon has been nothing but lies and deceit.

But... But bacon o~o
If all of it was fake then we've probably run out of bacon :O
... I need to find it. The time has come.
The ancient temple of Baconia where The Chamber of Unlimited Bacon can be found. Unfortunately, nobody ever came back from their journey. But this thought won't stop me from risking my life!
...
*turns on the TV*
<.<
>.>
I will go tomorrow. Maybe in two days idk
I have to watch this 90600 episodes long series real quick ^^'
Anything else can wait
*Opens a bag of bacon*

 

[Niru the Husky]

Awoooooooo!!!!!

Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

You will never guess what I literally have in my mouth right now.

 

[Polaris]

But... But bacon o~o
If all of it was fake then we've probably run out of bacon :O
... I need to find it. The time has come.
The ancient temple of Baconia where The Chamber of Unlimited Bacon can be found. Unfortunately, nobody ever came back from their journey. But this thought won't stop me from risking my life!
...
*turns on the TV*
<.<
>.>
I will go tomorrow. Maybe in two days idk
I have to watch this 90600 episodes long series real quick ^^'
Anything else can wait
*Opens a bag of bacon*

All you gotta do is to wait for the bacon shuttle to arrive to get the real bacon! Should be arriving within 4-5 months if the space pirates haven't attacked it.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

This is how conflicts start.

Bacon shortages.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Back to making carrot bacon

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

This is how conflicts start.

Bacon shortages.

Wars have been fought over far less tasty things.

 

[Polaris]

Oh, well at least the bacon shortage wont have any affect on me! I shall now go and go eat shrubberies or something to sustain myself instead.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, well at least the bacon shortage wont have any affect on me! I shall now go and go eat shrubberies or something to sustain myself instead.

All in favor of eating him say Aye.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

All in favor of eating him say Aye.

Who?

 

[Deleted member 134556]

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

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I concur

 

[Polaris]

All in favor of eating him say Aye.

Who, me? Why’s that?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Who, me? Why’s that?

We will make pho bacon from you. xD