Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Lucyfur]

I bake

 

[Polaris]

Bakelicious! ^^

 

[Skittles]

Hello. I am here. Once more.


I WIN!

 

[Polaris]

Nope, your highness!

*Takes away your winner’s trophy and gives you back a garden gnome instead*

 

[Skittles]

>:O Such insolence! You shall be strung upside down and tickled!

 

[Polaris]

You've been gnomed! Muahahahaaa!!

*Magically turns into a garden gnome himself and starts shooting magic out from his finger tip, turning furniture and objects around into mushrooms*

 

[Skittles]

You've been gnomed! Muahahahaaa!!

*Magically turns into a garden gnome himself and starts shooting magic out from his finger tip, turning furniture and objects around into mushrooms*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAK!! -Dives behind throne- OwO WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!! HELP! THE QUEEN IS BEING ASSAULTED!!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Hello. I am here. Once more.


I WIN!

Ello

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You've been gnomed! Muahahahaaa!!

*Magically turns into a garden gnome himself and starts shooting magic out from his finger tip, turning furniture and objects around into mushrooms*

*Steps on you*

 

[Skittles]

*Steps on you*

IS it gone?! OwO

 

[Polaris]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAK!! -Dives behind throne- OwO WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!! HELP! THE QUEEN IS BEING ASSAULTED!!

*Giggles with a jovial gnome voice and shoots a ray of magic at the throne, turning it into a giant shroom*

Looks much better than gold!

 

[Polaris]

*Appears on the nearby bookshelf and waves his finger at you both*

How rude! Stepping on me like that! *Turns the queen's crown into mushrooms and the offending stomper gets a puff of itchy powder thrown at him for stepping on a gnome*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Giggles with a jovial gnome voice and shoots a ray of magic at the throne, turning it into a giant shroom*

Looks much better than gold!

*sits on annoying gnome*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Appears on the nearby bookshelf and waves his finger at you both*

How rude! Stepping on me like that! *Turns the queen's crown into mushrooms and the offending stomper gets a puff of itchy powder thrown at him for stepping on a gnome*

Novelty items won't save you from my giant rear

 

[Skittles]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

[Polaris]

*Gets squished by the big butted Wolftaur, before teleporting on top of your back and starts dancing whimsically, while clapping his hands*

Whohohoo! You long legs will never get me!!!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Gets squished by the big butted Wolftaur, before teleporting on top of your back and starts dancing whimsically, while clapping his hands*

Whohohoo! You long legs will never get me!!!

*you're magically stuck to me*
Now unless you wanna spend the next three months in my gut, undo the shrooms!

 

[KimberVaile]

*you're magically stuck to me*
Now unless you wanna spend the next three months in my gut, undo the shrooms!

Oh, you got a new pfp, spiffy.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Oh, you got a new pfp, spiffy.

New character, meet Sappho

 

[Polaris]

*Tries to fidget and teleport himself off from your back, but to no avail before letting out an annoyed hrumph*

You're a real big butt head, you know that? Fine, I'll undo the mushrooms... Even if they were pretty...

*Snaps his fingers, causing all the shrooms to dissapear into a puff of smoke, returning everything back to normal. This causes the gnome to turn into an inanimate garden gnome statue again, falling off from your back and shattering into many pieces like a vase*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*looks* 3D puzzle, sweet

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Coffee is on

 

[Hiridor]

*turns coffee off*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Good morning folks!

*Walks out of rat hole with itty bitty cup of tea.*

*nodnod*

this is good morning.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*turns coffee off*

This ... will not. Be. TOLERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!