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[Borophagus Metropolis]

I had 6 crowns in and I already lost 2 (no they weren't knocked out)

Oh.
Well, that's not a whole tooth ...

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

None for you

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Tonight, u have cheeseburgers and stuffed peppers

WHAT? But I just filled up on cheap carbs.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Oh.
Well, that's not a whole tooth ...

They're prosthetic teeth held in with metal pins

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

WHAT? But I just filled up on cheap carbs.

I blame my fat thumbs for that grammatical blunder

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

They're prosthetic teeth held in with metal pins

You should see me in a crown.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You should see me in a crown.

Don't make me go get them

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Don't make me go get them

Just stick them back in.
Take a shot of whisky, first.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Just stick them back in.
Take a shot of whisky, first.

The stuff holding them in wore away, they'd fall back out.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The stuff holding them in wore away, they'd fall back out.

I know nothing. I have most of my original teeth, and no crowns. I am not royal enough.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I know nothing. I have most of my original teeth, and no crowns. I am not royal enough.

A crown, or dental cap, is a type of dental restoration which completely caps or encircles a tooth or dental implant. A crown may be needed when a large cavity threatens the health of a tooth. They are typically bonded to the tooth by dental cement.

Had to have rotten teeth ground down and capped

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I still need 2 wisdom teeth yanked.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Despite my fucked up grill, poor posture and slight fat, I'm told I look like a model

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I still need 2 wisdom teeth yanked.

Before crowns, had almost a jaw's worth of teeth yanked.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Despite my fucked up grill, poor posture and slight fat, I'm told I look like a model

I'm told I look like the sexiest man alive.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I'm told I look like the sexiest man alive.

Ok, now I know you're lying

 

[KimberVaile]

I still need 2 wisdom teeth yanked.

Ruh roh, look at the time, it's tooth hurty

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Ruh roh, look at the time, it's tooth hurty

*one lone tomato hits you*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Ok, now I know you're lying

I swear someone told me that, once
...

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I swear someone told me that, once
...

SomeONE? I had an actual group of girls comparing me to Ryan Reynolds

 

[Tacoshark]

 

[Polaris]

*Sips on his whiskey at the corner of the room*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

SomeONE? I had an actual group of girls comparing me to Ryan Reynolds

owo

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

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[Sappho_Cortez]

Nein