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[Lenago]

*Sniffles.*

Yes, a tea would make loosing my virginity better.

*Takes mug.*

*Cries in mug.*

Heh?

 

[anonfoxer]

*starts pouring mugs of tea for those who desire a mug*

 

[Hiridor]

*starts pouring mugs of tea for those who desire a mug*

Can I get a jug?

 

[TR273]

*prepares a nice mug of tea*
anyone want some? home made blend.

*Holds out cup*

Please.

 

[Lenago]

*starts pouring mugs of tea for those who desire a mug*

*grabs the mug and takes a zip*

Humm yummy blend

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Notes booty is still open to be plundered*

Mom! Gross!

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Sniffles.*

Yes, a tea would make loosing my virginity better.

*Takes mug.*

*Cries in mug.*

You lost your virginity to a cup of tea?

 

[idkthough120]

Mom! Gross!

Wait... he's a mom?!!
*faints*

 

[ssaannttoo]

You lost your virginity to a cup of tea?

I wish! But no it was @Borophagus Monoclinous ;~;

 

[Foxy Emy]

I wish! But no it was @Borophagus Monoclinous ;~;

Surprised it wasn't @Simo based on the number of posts you made in the spank thread. OwO

 

[ssaannttoo]

Surprised it wasn't @Simo based on the number of posts you made in the spank thread. OwO

Perhaps I should speak with this... @Simo character... maybe we can sit in a room, spanking one another.

 

[Lenago]

Perhaps I should speak with this... @Simo character... maybe we can sit in a room, spanking one another.

Ohh my..

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ohh my..

You can come too @lenago. We'll have a spanking three way.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Perhaps I should speak with this... @Simo character... maybe we can sit in a room, spanking one another.

I probably owe you a spanking for something.

There was a suspicious fox skulking around my store near the mirror... probably you!

and not my reflection...

 

[ssaannttoo]

I probably owe you a spanking for something.

There was a suspicious fox skulking around my store near the mirror... probably you!

and not my reflection...

Welp, sounds legit to me. Spank away!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I wish! But no it was @Borophagus Monoclinous ;~;

I don't even remember it!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Welp, sounds legit to me. Spank away!

Wrong thread.

 

[Lenago]

I don't even remember it!

Maybe you grabbed the wrong booty

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Maybe you grabbed the wrong booty

Huh. Could be.

 

[TR273]

Mom! Gross!

Be thankful for small mercy's, I'm not my stiff humourless aunt.

*Is tempted to use more inappropriate humour*

*Has a glass of wine instead.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I don't even remember it!

;~;

 

[Lenago]

Be thankful for small mercy's, I'm not my stiff humourless aunt.

*Is tempted to use more inappropriate humour*

*Has a glass of wine instead.*

Ohh red wine?

 

[Simo]

Perhaps I should speak with this... @Simo character... maybe we can sit in a room, spanking one another.

*builds a deluxe spanking barn next door to you*

 

[TR273]

Ohh red wine?

*Squints*

Umm?

Green ginger wine, apparently...

 

[Niru the Husky]

Okay, everything's good so far
The last thing to che-
...
Oh no... Oh god, please
._ .
That's not good
There's no bacon left in my save
Everyone immediately evacuate and leave the earth, or better, leave the Milky Way.
From now on, everything will get worse and worse.
We need to get to Mars. It's our only chance.
This Mars btw.: