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[ssaannttoo]

That is mommy to you!

*spanks harder*

HARDER MOMMY!

Hm... doesn't have the same ring.

Harder ma'am?

Now that is hot!

 

[TR273]

Ohh my....

I think you mean....

 

[Foxy Emy]

HARDER MOMMY!

Hm... doesn't have the same ring.

Harder ma'am?

Now that is hot!

Imma carry you outside and fill the streets with the sound of spanking to ring in the new year.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Imma carry you outside and fill the streets with the sound of spanking to ring in the new year.

Now I can get with that.

Who needs to have fireworks when you can celebrate the new year with the sounds of my cheeks clapping.

 

[TR273]

Imma carry you outside and fill the streets with the sound of spanking to ring in the new year.

*Tries to think of something witty to say...
Fails....
Has another glass of wine*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Tries to think of something witty to say...
Fails....
Has another glass of wine*

*Sits and pours a glass*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits and pours a glass*

You'll need more than that to forget what I just said.

 

[TR273]

*Sits and pours a glass*

(I'm legitimately sitting here with a glass of wine right now)

Wishing everyone a happy new year!

 

[Lenago]

(I'm legitimately sitting here with a glass of wine right now)

Wishing everyone a happy new year!

Happy new year to you too

 

[KimberVaile]

HELLO FURPLE

 

[anonfoxer]

go mom fox go

 

[ssaannttoo]

go mom fox go

This is sexism...

Nobody cares about dad fox.

;~;

 

[ssaannttoo]

HELLO FURPLE

Hoi,, how's you doing?

 

[KimberVaile]

Hoi,, how's you doing?

Spicy, a little overcooked, with a side of Oregano seasoning. How about you?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm covered in Cilantro.

 

[KimberVaile]

I'm covered in Cilantro.

I told the chef to grab a zestier seasoning but he insisted today was the day for Oregano. Culinaries, am I right? I can't say I share their appetite for that.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I told the chef to grab a zestier seasoning but he insisted today was the day for Oregano. Culinaries, am I right? I can't say I share their appetite for that.

I am cilantro. DO you taste soap when you eat it?

I sure do.

 

[Foxy Emy]

I am cilantro. DO you taste soap when you eat it?

I sure do.

Because all your jokes are squeaky clean?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because all your jokes are squeaky clean?

Lol, said nobody ever.

 

[KimberVaile]

I am cilantro. DO you taste soap when you eat it?

I sure do.

And they say licking yourself is an inefficient way to get yourself clean. Pshh

 

[ssaannttoo]

And they say licking yourself is an inefficient way to get yourself clean. Pshh

lmao. why are all the soap puns coming. They're funny. xD

But I dont know an so I feel left out ;~;

 

[Foxy Emy]

And they say licking yourself is an inefficient way to get yourself clean. Pshh

Now you sound like @MetroFox2

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wow, there really are a load of foxes.

Maybe I should change, so I'm less generic. Or I SHOULD BE BRIGHT PINK!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Wow, there really are a load of foxes.

Maybe I should change, so I'm less generic. Or I SHOULD BE BRIGHT PINK!

Don't ever change. I want you to stay just like you were for your first time.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Don't ever change. I want you to stay just like you were for your first time.

So you did do it!

*Air pumps.*