Sappho_Cortez
Vorish wolftaur
14500 pages of LPWWhat?

14500 pages of LPWWhat?
That's not possible!
What else would explain a tea consumer's proclivity for talking for hours about the weather?
That just sounds so sad.*sips... nothing as I'm out of tea*
*has plenty of coffee but won't share**sips... nothing as I'm out of tea*
*Gives you a refill**sips... nothing as I'm out of tea*
Curses*Gives you a refill*
Beverage Babe to the rescue!
We are getting 1-3 inches of snow!
I shall do my best to weather this storm.Cold today....
I can keep you warm if you wantI shall do my best to weather this talk.
I shall do my best to weather this storm.
Hail!I shall do my best to weather this storm.
Icey you are snow stranger to puns.Snow way you just made that pun! Hailp! These jokes are awful!
Icey you are snow stranger to puns.
Practice.*cuddles up in my weighted blanket holding the warm cup of tea wondering how anyone can be so terrible at puns*
I shall practice and I will become punstoppable.Practice.
*sits on you*I shall practice and I will become punstoppable.
Your... Heavy...*sits on you*
And you are comfyYour... Heavy...
It's what I aspire to be.And you are comfy
Get over here and rub my earsAhhhhh!!
*Runs befoer it's too late.*
That will not stop the punishment!*sits on you*