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[ssaannttoo]

Strange? Don't act like you don't remember your first time.

Oh right...

*Runs.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Spits out tea.*

*Calls my daddies.*

This strange man wants to bone me.

*answers phone* yes? What? ... may I join

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*answers phone* yes? What? ... may I join

You have twice as many crotches. Of course you can join!

 

[Tacoshark]

......cough

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh right...

*Runs.*

*Runs back.*

*Slams gian bottle of lube down.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

......cough

Put on a mask and join the fun.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You have twice as many crotches. Of course you can join!

But only one... you know

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

But only one... you know

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

I aint falling for your act

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I aint falling for your act

I got something you can fall on

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I got something you can fall on

I outweigh you, im bigger and hungrier

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I outweigh you, im bigger and hungrier

You may be bigger, but do not underestimate the hunger of a borophagus.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You may be bigger, but do not underestimate the hunger of a borophagus.

And I have twice as many stomachs

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

And I have twice as many stomachs

I can engorge myself from both ends.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Please boys put em away, you're both plenty big.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Please boys put em away, you're both plenty big.

You know it

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

<_>

 

[Foxy Emy]

But are you on the menu?

Only some parts and only if you take me to dinner first.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Only some parts and only if you take me tondinner first.

*Spits out tea.*

MOM!?

xD

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*Spits out tea.*

MOM!?

xD

<_<

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

<_>

I got something for you to squint at.



Wait ... I didn't mean it like that....

 

[Tacoshark]

I dont know how we got here but I like it

 

[Foxy Emy]

Once again, I have no idea what is going on.

I'm a snacc that is what is happening.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm a snacc that is what is happening.

MOM!!

Get outta here, I'm having fun with my friends!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'm a snacc that is what is happening.

I have 3 pounds of prime rib left, if you would like a nibble.