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[Niedlich the Folf]

Steve Harvey's mustache is actually just two black fuzzy caterpillars he has trained to stay on his face. After every game show, he rewards them with a bit of sugar. His caterpillars names are Thought and Memory, just like the names of the ravens that stay by Odin's side, and grant him insight.



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Fun fact: fluffy caterpillars are venomous...

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Fun fact: fluffy caterpillars are venomous...

They know Harvey is worthy and spare his life >w>

 

[Niru the Husky]

*coughs you up in the bathtub*

Thanks ^^
Never again :3
<.<
>.>
*hides*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

They know Harvey is worthy and spare his life >w>

We're not worthy!!!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Thanks ^^
Never again :3
<.<
>.>
*hides*

Hey! Wash off, you'll stink up the place!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Hey! Wash off, you'll stink up the place!

*farts*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*farts*

*sprays with perfume*

 

[TR273]

Only some parts and only if you take me to dinner first.

Now! What would your aunt say if she heard you say that!
*Thinks*
*Sends a recording to Stuffy Aunt Helena's voicemail.*
*Cackles as the sound of Aunt Helena choking on her tea and biscuits drifts back down the phone.*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*sprays with perfume*

UwU *puts on a dress and a bow*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

UwU *puts on a dress and a bow*

I'm very proud of my trans brother

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm very proud of my trans brother

*slaps* Can't a boy dress how he wants?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*slaps* Can't a boy dress how he wants?

*doesn't flinch* can't a bro pick a little

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*doesn't flinch* can't a bro pick a little

Yes but he shall refer to his bro as male.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Yes but he shall refer to his bro as male.

Sorry

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Sorry

*hug*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*hug*

*hug

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*hug

UwU

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

UwU

Ok, that enough

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Ok, that enough

<_>

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

<_>

Get on my back, we're going to Louisiana

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Get on my back, we're going to Louisiana

*hops on* Ride like the wind bullseye!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*hops on* Ride like the wind bullseye!

Zoom!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Zoom!

Nyoom

 

[Tacoshark]

Merp

 

[Draakc from State Farm]