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[Alyx_0_0]

*Sinks below the surface until just my eyes are visible above the surface and begins blowing bubbles in the water*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*squeaks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Stays very far away from the water.*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*gives ssaannttoo cookies*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gives ssaannttoo cookies*

Fank chu :3

*Eats cookies form the bush of safety.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Stays very far away from the water.*

*a mysterious force pulls you closer to the water*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*a mysterious force pulls you closer to the water*

EEEEEE!!

*Tries to scurry away, but I keep getting pulled.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Jumps out of the pool, offended* Don't steal my Bush of Safety!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

EEEEEE!!

*Tries to scurry away, but I keep getting pulled.*

*a voice echoes in your mind* "Bathtime little vee"

 

[ssaannttoo]

Halp, halp, halp!

*I get pulled from the bush.*

AAAAAA

 

[ssaannttoo]

*a voice echoes in your mind* "Bathtime little vee"

No, no, no!!! NO BATH!!!

*Struggles frantically.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Debates whether to let you use my impenetrable Bush of Safety... Decides no* You can do it! The water's not that bad! *Jumps back in, satisfied the Bush of Safety is free again*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

No, no, no!!! NO BATH!!!

*Struggles frantically.*

Ya stink!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ya stink!

No! I'm protected!!!

*Gets closer to the water, struggles faster.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Much laughing*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Much laughing*

Dont make me swift you again!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

No! I'm protected!!!

*Gets closer to the water, struggles faster.*

Would you prefer a tongue bath?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Would you prefer a tongue bath?

T-tongue bath? Less water.

*Nods.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Dont make me swift you again!

No! Not the swifting! *Hides under the water*

 

[ssaannttoo]

No! Not the swifting! *Hides under the water*

*Huffs.*

Dats what I thought.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Opens eyes to look around under the water*
*For some unexplainable reason, there's a bush at the deep end of the pool*
*Swims to underwater Bush of Safety*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

T-tongue bath? Less water.

*Nods.*

*morphs into a ninetales* come here then little one

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Remains in underwater Bush of Safety to avoid watching this strange turn of events*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*morphs into a ninetales* come here then little one

Bree?

*Head tilt.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Bree?

*Head tilt.*

You wanted a tongue bath, I decided to do so as a fellow pokemon.