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[Alyx_0_0]

*GASP* You made a bat/cricket hybrid??? You're a genius!
*Proceeds to shoot potatoes in random directions*

 

[TR273]

*GASP* You made a bat/cricket hybrid??? You're a genius!
*Proceeds to shoot potatoes in random directions*

*The Bat/cricket (whom shall henceforth be known as George), continues to block and devour all the potatoes.*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Proceeds to sing the Scooby Doo theme song at the top of my lungs while shooting potatoes*

COME ON SCOOBY DOO
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY
SO COME ON SCOOBY DOO
THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU
COME ON SCOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Hiridor]

*wakes up*

Why does it feel like someone gave me a massage.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*wakes up*

Why does it feel like someone gave me ma massage.

POTATOES!!
*Goes back to singing and shooting*

 

[Guifrog]

*comes in with a horde of mammoths, triceratops, stegosauruses and pterodactyls to help defending from all the potatoes*
IT'S A HEEEEEARTACHE
NOTHING BUT A HEEEEEARTACHE
HITS YOU WHEN IT'S TOOOOOO LATE
HITS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOOOOOOOOWN

 

[Alyx_0_0]

I've lost total control of the thread XD

 

[Yakamaru]

*wins as he sips his ice tea*

 

[Hiridor]

I'm gonna go back to being passed out, this is too confusing... *faints*

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*wins as he sips his ice tea*

*Steals the tea and runs away. shooting potatoes all the while*

 

[Yakamaru]

*Steals the tea and runs away. shooting potatoes all the while*

*just eats all the potatoes as he chases you, wanting his damn ice tea back!*

Ey, free food.

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*Jumps down a hole into another thread*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Jumps down a hole into another thread*

*you're warped into my bathroom*

AAAAHHH!!!! GET OUT, GET OUT

 

[Alyx_0_0]

*you're warped into my bathroom*

AAAAHHH!!!! GET OUT, GET OUT

*Shoots potato gun at you and then leaves quickly before you can retaliate*
POTATO!!!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Shoots potato gun at you and then leaves quickly before you can retaliate*
POTATO!!!

GUARDS!!! SEIZE HER!!!

 

[Alyx_0_0]

GUARDS!!! SEIZE HER!!!

*Quickly jumps through another hole and into a different area*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Anyone have a potato that I can borrow?

 

[ssaannttoo]

lmao.

*Pulls one out of my ear.*

They're everywhere.

 

[Guifrog]

I'm kinda standing on a bunch of them, it seems, as the floor became an ocean of potatoes
Maybe if you don't mind them being contaminated with frog hallucinogens

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

 

[ben909]

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

you must go deep for opportunity

 

[Hiridor]

*wakes up*

My bad pun sense is tingling.

 

[TR273]

*comes in with a horde of mammoths, triceratops, stegosauruses and pterodactyls to help defending from all the potatoes*
IT'S A HEEEEEARTACHE
NOTHING BUT A HEEEEEARTACHE
HITS YOU WHEN IT'S TOOOOOO LATE
HITS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOOOOOOOOWN

*Prances in, grabs microphone, strikes a pose.*

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the Gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life (ah ah)