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[the sleepiest kitty]

*takes on horrific appearance, scaring everyone* RAAAHHAAAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: *snerk*

Demon that follows me around: *snerk*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*sees a sleeping cat*
*imagines the possibilities*

Meow? OwO

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Me: *snerk*

Demon that follows me around: *snerk*

.... FECK!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

.... FECK!

*furniture starts to float*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Two? *headtilts* Was it your choice for a name to use a number, or is it a different language?
I barely remember my parents, but they say my grandparents were named eleven, twelve, thirteen... (also IRL!)

I.... don't remember... I think my real name involves more croaking.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*furniture starts to float*

*gives up shadow gig and just floats on sofa, watching old horror movies*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*turns lights off and gives @ssaannttoo a heating pad and an ice pack as an apology*

Fugiven~

*Puts eyeblocking mask thingie on.*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*noms on an egg roll while playing Animal Crossing*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Fugiven~

*Puts eyeblocking mask thingie on.*

*places next to me on the sofa, using a wing to cover you* I'm sorry I scared you

 

[TR273]

Ribbit....

Darling, you look a little different today, are you ill, you sound as if you have a frog in your throat.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*places next to me on the sofa, using a wing to cover you* I'm sorry I scared you

It's okay.. I assumed you dont want to be a shadow.

*Snuggles against him.*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Darling, you look a little different today, are you ill, you sound as if you have a frog in your throat.

Don't ask stuff like that! You'll make her croak!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Don't ask stuff like that! You'll make her croak!

Now it just sounds like you're jumping to conclusions

 

[Foxy Emy]

Darling, you look a little different today, are you ill, you sound as if you have a frog in your throat.

Madam... Do not use such a vulgar expression around me! It is absolutely preposterous that I would eat one of my contemporaries.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

What do frogs do with paper?

Rip it! Rip it!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

It's okay.. I assumed you dont want to be a shadow.

*Snuggles against him.*

Goodnight, small friend

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Now it just sounds like you're jumping to conclusions

That was toad-ally not called for!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Goodnight, small friend

I'm not going beddie bye yet... maybe in a bit, but not yet. they're doing frog puns. :3

 

[ssaannttoo]

That was toad-ally not called for!

I thing it was necessary. You're puns are way too egg-stravagant. Sounds like you're trying a Tad bit to hard to blow me out of the water.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I thing it was necessary. You're puns are way too egg-stravagant. Sounds like you're trying a Tad bit to hard to blow me out of the water.

Lucikly for me I'm on dry ground. Much like our amphibians friends.

 

[TR273]

Madam... Do not use such a vulgar expression around me! It is absolutely preposterous that I would eat one of my contemporaries.

My apologies.
How about a drink? I'm sure I've got a nice Croak-a-Cola around here somewhere.

 

[Foxy Emy]

That was toad-ally not called for!

It was rather... toxic...

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I'm not going beddie bye yet... maybe in a bit, but not yet. they're doing frog puns. :3

Okay, do you need a candle?

 

[Guifrog]

*is a tad confused*
*but also somewhat satisfly-ed*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I thing it was necessary. You're puns are way too egg-stravagant. Sounds like you're trying a Tad bit to hard to blow me out of the water.

Don't be so hop-ful for victory. Warts it going to take to prove I'm the pun master?