Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
If I get another stimulus I think I might spend it on a fursuit.
I'm going to pay my mortgage

If I get another stimulus I think I might spend it on a fursuit.
*glares, points staff* you will speak with respect mortal!Oof! G-get off me you dolt!
*holds stomach.*
F your staff.*glares, points staff* you will speak with respect mortal!
(Don't take it seriously, its a joke)
*binds you to the floor* have you no respect for a sorcerer!?F your staff.
*Winces, getting up.*
(Dont worry, also pretend I mean nothing of what I'm about to say.
Pfft, no.*binds you to the floor* have you no respect for a sorcerer!?
Then you will burn... *conjures a ball of flame*Pfft, no.
Okay... boomer. Hit a kid see what happens to yo ass.Then you will burn... *conjures a ball of flame*
(I'm just letting this roll)
On second thought, I may have use for you as my apprentice. Interested?Okay... boomer. Hit a kid see what happens to yo ass.
*Shrugs.*On second thought, I may have use for you as my apprentice. Interested?
I already knowWINNING!
Art by uusafi (I would use their FA username but I’m not sure if it’s appropriate here)
Luci belongs to me.
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Excellent, but first you will sweep every room in my castle*Shrugs.*
Like whatever.
Pfft, I dont even sweep my room.Excellent, but first you will sweep every room in my castle
You will sweep or you'll find out how it feels to have your soul extractedPfft, I dont even sweep my room.
Eh, whatever. I have no soul.You will sweep or you'll find out how it feels to have your soul extracted
I could just eat youEh, whatever. I have no soul.
*Lays on my back.*
Thats kinda kinky actually. On second thought.. it would probably be like eating salad.I could just eat you
..... I dislike this form of yours, *waves staff and turns you into an eevee again*Thats kinda kinky actually. On second thought.. it would probably be like eating salad.
*Eyes go wide.*..... I dislike this form of yours, *waves staff and turns you into an eevee again*
Go on, I can resurrect you*Eyes go wide.*
GAH! AHH HA
*Convulses.*
*Turns into a giant sized eevee. The size of a horse.*Go on, I can resurrect you
*shrinks you**Turns into a giant sized eevee. The size of a horse.*
Bree?
*Sounds super deep.*
FECK!!! *normalize**Is now the size of an ant.*
bree?