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[Borophagus Metropolis]

If I get another stimulus I think I might spend it on a fursuit.

I'm going to pay my mortgage

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Oof! G-get off me you dolt!

*holds stomach.*

*glares, points staff* you will speak with respect mortal!

(Don't take it seriously, its a joke)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*glares, points staff* you will speak with respect mortal!

(Don't take it seriously, its a joke)

F your staff.

*Winces, getting up.*

(Dont worry, also pretend I mean nothing of what I'm about to say.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

F your staff.

*Winces, getting up.*

(Dont worry, also pretend I mean nothing of what I'm about to say.

*binds you to the floor* have you no respect for a sorcerer!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*binds you to the floor* have you no respect for a sorcerer!?

Pfft, no.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Pfft, no.

Then you will burn... *conjures a ball of flame*

(I'm just letting this roll)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Then you will burn... *conjures a ball of flame*

(I'm just letting this roll)

Okay... boomer. Hit a kid see what happens to yo ass.

 

[Tacoshark]

*sips tea watching the chaos*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Okay... boomer. Hit a kid see what happens to yo ass.

On second thought, I may have use for you as my apprentice. Interested?

 

[Lucierda Solari]

WINNING!

Art by uusafi (I would use their FA username but I’m not sure if it’s appropriate here)
Luci belongs to me.

 

[ssaannttoo]

On second thought, I may have use for you as my apprentice. Interested?

*Shrugs.*

Like whatever.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

WINNING!

Art by uusafi (I would use their FA username but I’m not sure if it’s appropriate here)
Luci belongs to me.

I already know

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Shrugs.*

Like whatever.

Excellent, but first you will sweep every room in my castle

 

[ssaannttoo]

Excellent, but first you will sweep every room in my castle

Pfft, I dont even sweep my room.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Pfft, I dont even sweep my room.

You will sweep or you'll find out how it feels to have your soul extracted

 

[ssaannttoo]

You will sweep or you'll find out how it feels to have your soul extracted

Eh, whatever. I have no soul.

*Lays on my back.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Eh, whatever. I have no soul.

*Lays on my back.*

I could just eat you

 

[ssaannttoo]

I could just eat you

Thats kinda kinky actually. On second thought.. it would probably be like eating salad.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Thats kinda kinky actually. On second thought.. it would probably be like eating salad.

..... I dislike this form of yours, *waves staff and turns you into an eevee again*

 

[ssaannttoo]

..... I dislike this form of yours, *waves staff and turns you into an eevee again*

*Eyes go wide.*

GAH! AHH HA

*Convulses.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Eyes go wide.*

GAH! AHH HA

*Convulses.*

Go on, I can resurrect you

 

[ssaannttoo]

Go on, I can resurrect you

*Turns into a giant sized eevee. The size of a horse.*

Bree?

*Sounds super deep.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Turns into a giant sized eevee. The size of a horse.*

Bree?

*Sounds super deep.*

*shrinks you*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*shrinks you*

*Is now the size of an ant.*

bree?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Is now the size of an ant.*

bree?

FECK!!! *normalize*