Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Anybody want some hot tubs?

Go away, I got fifteen alreadyAnybody want some hot tubs?
Go away, I got fifteen already
I don't knowWhat am I supposed to do with all these hot tubs. I'm running out of space.
So, there's a king now, too.Hello my subjects! Your king returns
Oh no, not another pretender!Hello my subjects! Your king returns
Yes, you need not kiss my hand. A smile will doSo, there's a king now, too.
It doesn't hurt to let it outOh no, not another pretender!
King of many, king of what is and what will be.King, huh?
King of...?
OwO uh...King of many, king of what is and what will be.
I'm getting sized for oneI had a king’s crown, but I misplaced it.
(I fashioned a crown from bones)I had a king's crown once too.
I was 7 years old.
And I was at Burger King...
Ooooooh...(I fashioned a crown from bones)
Chicken, pork and deerOoooooh...
Who's bones? :3c
There was once a vulpine revolution that deposed and spanked monarchs.Plenty of monarchs around!
But no butterfliesPlenty of monarchs around!
Three really good-tasting animals, eh?Chicken, pork and deer
Just like my staff, belt and necklace
I'd be careful what you say, mortalThere was once a vulpine revoltion that deposed and spanked monarchs.![]()
Yeah I've noticed that tooI don't see the fluffy soft cute and innocent side of this fandom anymore, all I see is fetish fetish fetish fetish fitish.