Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
It was the history book that said it.I'd be careful what you say, mortal

It was the history book that said it.I'd be careful what you say, mortal
StewThree really good-tasting animals, eh?
*hungrily mews* where'd their meat go?
@w@ you said the magic wordStew
That was years ago@w@ you said the magic word
Got any left? *cute, pleading kitten eyes*
*sad mew*That was years ago
I'm in no shape to hunt right now*sad mew*
Ohhh...
It's okay. I didn't ask you to. UwUI'm in no shape to hunt right now
There’s a 25% discount on cat food at Savings Skunk.It's okay. I didn't ask you to. UwU
I'm just a hungry cat. I'll find food somehow! ^^
:0 do they have Sheba brand cat food??!There’s a 25% discount on cat food at Savings Skunk.
*holds up a shrunken @ssaannttoo * care to try?It's okay. I didn't ask you to. UwU
I'm just a hungry cat. I'll find food somehow! ^^
Yep! Buy 20 cans, and get a FREE Izzy Fox plushie, now till Friday!
Yaaaay!!! Thanks @Simo !Yep! Buy 20 cans, and get a FREE Izzy Fox plushie, now till Friday!
*exasperated sigh. Demonic laughter in the distance**holds up a shrunken @ssaannttoo * care to try?
*taps staff on the floor and the furniture ceases its shaking**demonic laughter, objects shake*
=w= well, just saying... i wasn't trying to steal food. I was gonna hunt until I got 20 cans of Sheba at Savings Skunk plus a free Izzy fox plushie! Now I'm all set. *purrs**taps staff on the floor and the furniture ceases its shaking*
I legit dreamt I was ordaned anti-pope of the Church of Satan last night...*demonic laughter, objects shake*