Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Foxy Emy]

Hopefully you didn't need a translator for that

Nope! Just this one:

¡Mi última clase fue hace años! Necissisito usar Google.

 

[Foxy Emy]

ñwñ

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nope! Just this one:

It's cool!

 

[Foxy Emy]

It's cool!

Is English your first language then?

 

[Guifrog]

La vien un tarado pelado con su saco en las manos corriendo detrás de la buseta

^If I didn't know what the above means, as a native Portuguese speaker, I'd assume it's written "Here comes a naked pervert holding his balls and running towards the pussy."

It's a common joke among Spanish learners here, and it's actually meant to convey the message of "Here comes a bald moron holding his bag and running towards the bus."

All because certain words are similar/the same in both languages despite the different meanings

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is English your first language then?

yep! :3

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

 

[Rystren]

*snootplants*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*snootplants*

*inflates you with helium*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Local sorcerer looking for the queen

 

[ssaannttoo]

The queen?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

@Skittles

 

[ssaannttoo]

@Skittles

I'm stupid.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Incomplete Power-Up Swaps are Weird in Super Mario 3D World

So you grab a Cat Suit in Super Mario 3D World but you don't become a cat this time. You become a monster.Subscribe or Toad haunts your dreams ► http://www.y...

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[Foxy Emy]

I'm stupid.

I'm virtually queen.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm virtually queen.

<_<

 

[KimberVaile]

<_<

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied!
Behave yourself

 

[TR273]

*Lands with all the grace of a wardrobe full of conkers*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Wow hIlArIOs
I sUrE wOnDEr whY tHeY dISaBlEd tHe cOmMeNtS

KID GETS SENT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE FOR SAYING HES TOO SMART #Shorts

Here’s a skit of a kid arguing with his teacher saying he’s to smart for his grade #Shorts

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[Niedlich the Folf]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied!
Behave yourself

What?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Bring thine asses!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Bring thine asses!

>_>

 

[KimberVaile]

Bring thine asses!

I'm not sure you can handle that much ass.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm not sure you can handle that much ass.

No one can't handle enough booty.

 

[KimberVaile]

No one can't handle enough booty.

Not everybody has the foresight to understand what they are butting into.