Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Got a can of Natty Ice and a glass of Evan Williams green label.

 

[Rystren]

So much for being the win. :V

I still am.

I think I know why, haha!

Teehee. Noooooo

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Got a can of Natty Ice and a glass of Evan Williams green label.

Huh?

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Rystren! ^ ^
HAI!!!! O w O

 

[Rystren]

Rystren! ^ ^
HAI!!!! O w O

Hi there

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*licks nose*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Huh?

You heard me

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Sometimes, the bourbon goes down too smoothly. It makes my fur all hot.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You heard me

I quit drinking after fucking with crown royal and jack daniels

 

[Matt the Terrier]

I probably shouldn't drink. It would mess me up even further. I've had only one alcoholic beverage, and I didn't like it.

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I only drink Trappist ales now. It gives me special monk powers.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

By all means, don't drink if you don't want to, but I want to and I am going to and I am.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I only drink Trappist ales now. It gives me special monk powers.

Trappist ales are some of the finest ales in the world, no argument there

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wins for the lolz.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Wins for the lolz.*

*licks your ear*

 

[Izzy4895]

There is no win.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*licks your ear*

Oh yes daddy~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh yes daddy~

Your ear tastes like bourbon

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your ear tastes like bourbon

I think you're drunk off your ass.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I think you're drunk off your ass.

Actually I'm sitting directly on my ass right now

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I painted a box white with a red cross on it so it looks like a first aid kit but I just filled it with jolly ranchers just so you know in case you ever come over and hurt yourself

 

[ssaannttoo]

I painted a box white with a red cross on it so it looks like a first aid kit but I just filled it with jolly ranchers just so you know in case you ever come over and hurt yourself

The jolly ranchers make me feel better than any medicine.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The jolly ranchers make me feel better than any medicine.

Me too that's why it's my first aid kit

 

[ssaannttoo]

Me too that's why it's my first aid kit

Do you have actual first aid for the normies?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Do you have actual first aid for the normies?

Yeah it's like in the bathroom or something