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[Casey Fluffbat]

Surprise seal moment

 

[Play3r]

this is a very long thread

 

[Play3r]

I'm sowwy *sad umbreon noises*

*pat*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*pat*

Bree? =0

*leans into pat*

 

[GentleButter]

I love the imsorryjon subreddit

 

[Play3r]

I love the imsorryjon subreddit

nuu eevee no like

 

[Play3r]

I love the imsorryjon subreddit

but i like it too, its what gave me nightmares as a kid

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*contented umbreon sigh*

 

[L.Rey]

This just in: local Eevee fights everything for friendship! Eyewitnesses first reported the violent little fluffball outside of Cherrygrove City, battling children that just got their own first pokemon. When asked, trainer Luke had this to say "I just want Gamma to evolve into an Espeon. Already did a ton of walking, even got him a haircut too. Nothing personal, kids~" As we speak, the trainer and his vee continue their hunt for easy prey...in the name of friendship. More news at eleven.

(aka what I'm up to rn =P)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Loafs.*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

*Loafs.*

Loafs like lazy, or you turned into bread?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Loafs like lazy, or you turned into bread?

Have you never seen a cat loaf?

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*cleans my paw, umbreon humming noises*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Have you never seen a cat loaf?

 

[ssaannttoo]

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Its when they tuck their legs into their body so they look like a loaf. :3

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Cats are amorphous blobs by willpower alone

 

[ssaannttoo]

Cats are amorphous blobs by willpower alone

Yis, I wanna be like that.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Yis, I wanna be like that.

Time ta make you into bread then

 

[ssaannttoo]

Time ta make you into bread then

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knead me harder~

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Did you guys hear the one about the two drums and a snake falling off a cliff?

"Bah!" "Dum!" "Tsssssssss!"

 

[ssaannttoo]

Did you guys hear the one about the two drums and a snake falling off a cliff?

"Bah!" "Dum!" "Tsssssssss!"

*Head tilt.*

Whaa?

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

knead me harder~

Why must you do this -_______-

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why must you do this -_______-

Do what?

*Head tilt of innocence.*

 

[Rystren]

(Question. When you're floating are your legs crossed or is it like you're walking on air? Are you on your back doing a back stroke?)

Depends. Sometimes its like a backstroke. Sometimes its like a motionless doggy paddle, or that but inverted

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Boi