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[GentleButter]

I have several Jolly Ranchers.
I am eating all of them.

Man, I haven't had one of those in a hot minute

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

I remember in school kids would get jolly ranchers and then stick them to people.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I remember in school kids would get jolly ranchers and then stick them to people.

Nooo... Stop it

 

[GentleButter]

I remember in school kids would get jolly ranchers and then stick them to people.

I used to bite down on them and then freak out when I sealed my top and bottom jaw together via blue raspberry nightmare

 

[ssaannttoo]

Man, I haven't had one of those in a hot minute

I thought I had a candy problem. I can go TWO WHOLE minutes without eating jolly ranchers. You can only go one.

*Puffs up chest.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I used to bite down on them and then freak out when I sealed my top and bottom jaw together via blue raspberry nightmare

I'm doing that at this very moment.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

I used to bite down on them and then freak out when I sealed my top and bottom jaw together via blue raspberry nightmare

Gah I hated that, felt like I was gonna pull a tooth out doing that

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I need .... to brush my teeth

 

[GentleButter]

Gah I hated that, felt like I was gonna pull a tooth out doing that

Right? And my fkin smoothbrain 6 year old self just kept doing it

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Nooo... Stop it

and then they would drop on the floor and collect dirt... and stick on shoes

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

and then they would drop on the floor and collect dirt... and stick on shoes

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I have zero tolerance for candy abuse.

 

[GentleButter]

I have zero tolerance for candy abuse.

Candy likes it

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*dancing*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Since I have primed my sweet tooth, I decided to make a White Russian, with extra Russia.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Since I have primed my sweet tooth, I decided to make a White Russian, with extra Russia.

DONT EAR RUSSIANS! THEY are bad for your health.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

DONT EAR RUSSIANS! THEY are bad for your health.

No, no, comrade. Russian is good for you. Good for health. You will see.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I require a really good taur template

 

[.Antho]

Look I'm just sayin'- OP hasn't posted for like, two years. Are we sure we're getting the free post?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Yes

 

[idkthough120]

Sleeping is good

but I don't wanna miss out on things

 

[ssaannttoo]

but I don't wanna miss out on things

I've been up for 24 hours now ;~;

I know the feeling.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

I require a really good taur template

< o <
I love taurs! owo

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

but I don't wanna miss out on things

Do you want to miss out on your dreams?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Do you want to miss out on your dreams?

You mister have a wrinkle brain.