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[Niedlich the Folf]

Percival is now a boltund @Lord_Arnak_Drago

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Not my precious tail ;w;

*is somehow squeaking your tail like a toy*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Percival is now a boltund @Lord_Arnak_Drago

That was fast!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

That was fast!

Well it's not like Pokemon is hard or long.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Well it's not like Pokemon is hard or long.

Has he been good?

 

[Tacoshark]

*is somehow squeaking your tail like a toy*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Has he been good?

Of course

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Of course

Alright

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well it's not like Pokemon is hard or long.

I got something hard or long for you.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*thinks long and hard about where that conversation went*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I got something hard or long for you.

*baps you with newspaper*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*rolls over, showing belly*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*rolls over, showing belly*

*fwoomps down beside you*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*baps you with newspaper*

*shreds the newspaper*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*shreds the newspaper*

*sits on you*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*fwoomps down beside you*

*friendly trill* Hewwo uwu

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*sits on you*

*wheezes*
You are heavy.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*wheezes*
You are heavy.

And you are a bad dog

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

And you are a bad dog

I don't care. I do what I want.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I don't care. I do what I want.

*puts full weight on you*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*puts full weight on you*

*passes out*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*passes out*

*sticks in garbage can as a prank*

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

*nibbles on Cheez-its*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*sits down next to @sleepy kitty *

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*sticks in garbage can as a prank*

*wakes up with face stuck in an old pizza box*
Free food? Can't argue with that.