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[Borophagus Metropolis]

*zooms past again*

COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!!!

Perhaps you need more coffee

 

[ssaannttoo]

Perhaps you need more coffee

Nooooo!

*Slaps coffee onto the floor.*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

(I thought Sappho was really big.)

He's only 9"1 tall

 

[ssaannttoo]

He's only 9"1 tall

'Only' he says)

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

'Only' he says)

9"1 doesn't mean strong as a dragon

 

[ssaannttoo]

9"1 doesn't mean strong as a dragon

*Gets Elephant tranquilizer.*

 

[Deleted member 111470]

If you read this message it's already too late - you'll be handsome forever.

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

If you read this message it's already too late - you'll be handsome forever.

That's a redundant message

 

[Deleted member 111470]

That's a redundant message

Oh okay, you'll be ugly as a sin forever.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Gets Elephant tranquilizer.*

That's fine...

 

[ssaannttoo]

That's fine...

*Shoots.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It is too late

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

That's a redundant message

I just got done playing borderlands 2 so I don't like the word handsome at this time

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Shoots.*

*collapses on you, out like a light*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Oh okay, you'll be ugly as a sin forever.

2 handsome + 1 ugly = 1 handsome

math checks out

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes
If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
If this is love I don't wanna be loved
You pollute the room with a filthy tongue
Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck
Before an audience of death

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I slaughtered handsome Jack

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*collapses on you, out like a light*

Marjani. Marjani draws the best taurs. Most are nsfw, though.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Marjani. Marjani draws the best taurs. Most are nsfw, though.

Aint got the money to commission anyone, otherwise I'd be commissioning Pippuri right now

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Marjani. Marjani draws the best taurs. Most are nsfw, though.

I spent like 10 seconds reading that as marijuana

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I spent like 10 seconds reading that as marijuana

Are we allowed to have guns in our profile picture?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

This is awesome

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Is anyone there?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I'm lonely