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[Borophagus Metropolis]

Dude those things are a bitch
I feel for you

I relace all of my boots with mil spec paracord. In case I ever have to halo jump behind enemy lines.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Would anyone mind if I nibbled on their tail for a while

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wins before trying to sleep on top of @Lord_Arnak_Drago *

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Would anyone mind if I nibbled on their tail for a while

Have some granola. I got 3 pounds of it.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Have some granola. I got 3 pounds of it.

No

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No

Well my tail is mine.
*curls up tail*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You know I just started persona q finally

Q2 is better

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Well my tail is mine.
*curls up tail*

Ggrrrrr

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Ggrrrrr

Fine.
*lifts tail*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fine.
*lifts tail*

*Whistles.*

Look at da bootie!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Fine.
*lifts tail*

*somehow squeaks your tail*

 

[idkthough120]

My tail can lift too... but... it's kinda short-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*somehow squeaks your tail*

*farts*

 

[ssaannttoo]

My tail can lift too... but... it's kinda short-

Thats okie dokie! Short tails are cute :3

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

My tail can lift too... but... it's kinda short-

Then prepare to be a squeaky toy

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits down crosslegged.*

 

[Guifrog]

o . O?
*squishes @Borophagus Monoclinous tail rhythmically*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

o . O?
*squishes @Borophagus Monoclinous tail rhythmically*

*fart, fart*
*fart, fart*
*fart, fart*

 

[Guifrog]

*fart, fart*
*fart, fart*
*fart, fart*

Your tail- *cough, cough*- is very talented, dude!

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*dons gas mask*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Dies.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Dies.*

*does cpr*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*does cpr*

*Makes kissy face, waiting to get resuscitated.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Just found out Knights of Sidonia has been removed from Netflix.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*ZOOM*