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[Sappho_Cortez]

Just throw money at me, idc if I gotta strip or (redacted) just please give me money so my family can move somewhere bigger and less asshole infested

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Meanwhile, I have a minimum wage job, and while I'm grateful to have a job at all, I would love to find another job with a slightly higher paycheck so that I can start supporting myself, and move a little bit quicker towards moving out.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

So, basically, I just want to live in a town where I can pass out drunk on the street and still be safe.

 

[ssaannttoo]

So, basically, I just want to live in a town where I can pass out drunk on the street and still be safe.

You could just get a boyfriend/girlfriend. That would make it a bit easier.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

So, basically, I just want to live in a town where I can pass out drunk on the street and still be safe.

Don't we all, but this world is corrupt

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

You could just get a boyfriend/girlfriend. That would make it a bit easier.

Don't be my useless sister

 

[ssaannttoo]

Don't be my useless sister

sorry.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You could just get a boyfriend/girlfriend. That would make it a bit easier.

How I get one? How is babby formed?

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

sorry.

Shes engaged, doesn't work, doesn't do chores or watch her son (me and mom do) all she does is sit on her ass and play games

 

[ssaannttoo]

Shes engaged, doesn't work, doesn't do chores or watch her son (me and mom do) all she does is sit on her ass and play games

I wish to be in a more supportive role with my SO, but that doesn't mean I dont do shit. I'm sorry about that.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Shes engaged, doesn't work, doesn't do chores or watch her son (me and mom do) all she does is sit on her ass and play games

Throw away the vidya games.
Panic.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I wish to be in a more supportive role with my SO, but that doesn't mean I dont do shit. I'm sorry about that.

I'm just saying

Lover doesn't mean financial security

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'm just saying

Lover doesn't mean financial security

I need to find a cougar. Or a fox.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Throw away the vidya games.
Panic.

I'd sooner jump off a bridge than throw a game away

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm just saying

Lover doesn't mean financial security

I mean somebody to pick you off the street.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I need to find a cougar. Or a fox.

I'd settle for a sugar momma.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Really anything would work with me.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I mean somebody to pick you off the street.

She picked him off the street

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'd sooner jump off a bridge than throw a game away

I mean throw away your sister's games.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'd settle for a sugar momma.

I'll take a sugar anything.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I mean throw away your sister's games.

All digital... damn Xbox one is hers... despite the fact me and mom paid for it.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

I'm not looking for a significant other for financial support; though having mutual funds would be beneficial to both of us in the long run (just so long as she doesn't abuse it), I'm looking more for emotional support and somebody who I can give emotional support to in return.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

Arf

 

[ssaannttoo]

Arf

*Pets.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Pets.*

Ya