Matt the Terrier
Woofs! Wiggles! Wins!
Lol

*hops up, squashing you under half a ton of floof**crawls out from under the bed and instead lays upon it*
Much more comfortable.
*face stuck, in giant peanut butter jar**nibbles on Reese's hearts candies*
*sits**teases @Sappho 's tail*
*boops your nose**quietly plots to boop all snoots*
*sits beside, at your every command*-Reclines on throne-
"So it is treason then"*boops your nose*
Cause uh.. it's fun?Why win? What's the point?
*sips tea*
*Looks at you.*calculates some probable outcomes on why it may produce a positive outcome by winning
W-what are you doing? This unit have not don- its tail wags quietly*Looks at you.*
*Pats.*