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Pineapple pizza is the best flavor, hands down!
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Pineapple pizza is the best flavor, hands down!
Tea, drinking peasant? Those who drink coffee are an absolute drag. True Plebians of the modern era. *Soff* What a shame.My irresistible burgerny goodness will take care of them.
Now where my coffee you tea drinking peasant!
Yes, you're a tea drinking peasant.Tea, drinking peasant? Those who drink coffee are an absolute drag. True Plebians of the modern era. *Soff* What a shame.
Tea, drinking peasant? Those who drink coffee are an absolute drag. True Plebians of the modern era. *Soff* What a shame.
offers coffeetea
You forgot the cheese topping.Pizza with cheese, and extra cheese, and cheese stuffed crust. I like cheese.
I will never be put with such sacrilege!You can leave along with the pineapple pizza guy
Oh. My. God. How could I forget.You forgot the cheese topping.
I can help you with that.I wanna eat pizza or something.
To not feel any stressed...
*Sips Hot Chocolate.*
*tilts head*
*tilts head*
*Pats head.**tilts head*
Wait this isn't-I can help you with that.
*Gives you a pleasantly sweet chamomile tea.*
This should help dear~
Pffft coffee is for those at want to get things done. Tea is for laid-back rich snobs that flaunt their superiority.Tea, drinking peasant? Those who drink coffee are an absolute drag. True Plebians of the modern era. *Soff* What a shame.
That's blasphemy right there.offers coffeetea
Of course, any time~Wait this isn't-
Oh nevermind tea is sort of better (and perhaps healthier too)...
So you say Tea is superior?Pffft coffee is for those at want to get things done. Tea is for laid-back rich that flaunt their superiority.
Only for those that feel inferior about the greatness of coffee.
*Prances around, sprinkling tea leaves for good luck. They also make the place smell nice.*Only for those that feel inferior about the greatness of coffee.
*stares at all the wasted tea in shock**Prances around, sprinkling tea leaves for good luck. They also make the place smell nice.*
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