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[Pygmepatl]

*Baps @ssaannttoo for wasting tea leaves and offers him aromatic coffee beans*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Baps @ssaannttoo for wasting tea leaves and offers him aromatic coffee beans*

*Burries the coffee beans where nobody can smell them again, because the dirt smells like the drirt beans.*

:3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Burries the coffee beans where nobody can smell them again, because the dirt smells like the drirt beans.*

:3

Oh, you'll have big and strong coffee plants growing in your backyard! :3

Mmm, lots of coffee!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, you'll have big and strong coffee plants growing in your backyard! :3

Mmm, lots of coffee!

*Did not think of that....*

*Burns the entire yard just to be safe.*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

*Prances around, sprinkling tea leaves for good luck. They also make the place smell nice.*


UwU

Eck. I like my place to smell like business. Get that wamp waterleaf outta here!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eck. I like my place to smell like business. Get that wamp waterleaf outta here!

Well I dont want the place to smell like stanky poo poo. And that is what coffee is. :>

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Well I dont want the place to smell like stanky poo poo. And that is what coffee is. :>

Bad fox!
*sprays you with water!*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Bad fox!
*sprays you with water!*

Eep!

*Tries to hide.*

*Cant.*

*Gets soaked.*

;~;

The barbaric coffee makers..

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Did not think of that....*

*Burns the entire yard just to be safe.*

But you just burned the backyard, the coffee beans are safe underground since you buried them, because you actually love coffee!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

You nasty hot tea drinkers. > n >
Tea is better served cold than hot. Everyone knows that!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

But you just burned the backyard, the coffee beans are safe underground since you buried them, because you actually love coffee!

He's got a point! ^ w ^

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Well I dont want the place to smell like stanky poo poo. And that is what coffee is. :>

No that's just you.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*sprays you with water!*

Next time you can ask me to spray him with my own. He already got a taste of it earlier today.

*Giggles*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I still got ps2

I have all the playstations except ps5

 

[Hiridor]

*sips tea and listens to music to drown out the noise of heresy*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Next time you can ask me to spray him with my own. He already got a taste of it earlier today.

*Giggles*

Omg, no!!!! XD

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

You guys remember uncharted
That series was amazing
I don't think people play that anymore do they?

 

[ssaannttoo]

But you just burned the backyard, the coffee beans are safe underground since you buried them, because you actually love coffee!

*Nukes the ground to be safe they won't grow.*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/VitaPiracy/comments/loxozh

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Nukes the ground to be safe they won't grow.*

But what if... what if you made them mutate with all that radiation and made them "Jack and the Beanstalk" monstrous giant size?! :O

 

[ssaannttoo]

But what if... what if you made them mutate with all that radiation and made them "Jack and the Beanstalk" monstrous giant size?! :O

*Shedds a single tear.*

Then I would become the monster I want so desperately destroyed.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Ok, Skittles, now is the time to give up the ruse. We all know it's you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ok, Skittles, now is the time to give up the ruse. We all know it's you.

*Fløøfs in fabulously.*

Did I hear a name that was not my own?

 

[Deleted member 82554]

On come on, no one fløøfs like that and is crazy about tea like you are, and on lpw to boot.

 

[ssaannttoo]

On come on, no one fløøfs like that and is crazy about tea like you are, and on lpw to boot.

*Crosses arms.*

If I were truly skittles where is my pan?