Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*Visible fear*
*starts running away from you*
I'm going to get him drunk so he won't be able to catch you

*Visible fear*
*starts running away from you*
What about me inside his belly.I'm going to get him drunk so he won't be able to catch you
What about me inside his belly.
*Stops running because I would just get caught anyway**pursues*
*releases @ssaannttoo onto you*Stops running because I would just get caught anyway*
I don't remember being in a tavern*refills the wooftaur's whiskey glass*
*Wiggles out and lays on you**lays on friends
*licks visor*Wiggles out and lays on you*
UwU
I don't remember being in a tavern
*Is now under everything.*Wiggles out and lays on you*
UwU
OwO*licks visor
Must I payI'm just being hospitable. Anywhere can be a tavern. It's all about your attitude, and public intoxication.
Must I pay
So fancy~
Oh, less fancy.Actually I do need to make a run to the liquor store tomorrow.
Oh, less fancy.