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[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Visible fear*
*starts running away from you*

I'm going to get him drunk so he won't be able to catch you

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'm going to get him drunk so he won't be able to catch you

What about me inside his belly.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

What about me inside his belly.

If he drinks enough, he'll throw up.

 

[Play3r]

*pursues*

*Stops running because I would just get caught anyway*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Stops running because I would just get caught anyway*

*releases @ssaannttoo onto you

 

[Play3r]

*releases @ssaannttoo onto you

Aah

ow...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*releases @ssaannttoo onto you

Eee!

*is now covered in yucky.*

*While sitting on Player.*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*lays on friends

 

[ssaannttoo]

*lays on friends

*Gets mega squished.*

UwU

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*refills the wooftaur's whiskey glass*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*refills the wooftaur's whiskey glass*

I don't remember being in a tavern

 

[Play3r]

*lays on friends

*Wiggles out and lays on you*
UwU

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Wiggles out and lays on you*
UwU

*licks visor

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I don't remember being in a tavern

I'm just being hospitable. Anywhere can be a tavern. It's all about your attitude, and public intoxication.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wiggles out and lays on you*
UwU

*Is now under everything.

;w;

so heavy,...

so comfy

 

[Izzy4895]

There’s nothing here.

 

[Play3r]

*licks visor

OwO

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

I'm just being hospitable. Anywhere can be a tavern. It's all about your attitude, and public intoxication.

Must I pay

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Must I pay

No. My liquor cabinet is endless.

 

[ssaannttoo]

So fancy~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

So fancy~

Actually I do need to make a run to the liquor store tomorrow.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Actually I do need to make a run to the liquor store tomorrow.

Oh, less fancy.

 

[Play3r]

*Looks down at santo*
Are you okay down there?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh, less fancy.

Still fancy

 

[Izzy4895]

Huh?