Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Nor can I assuage your butt envy either.
(insert ass pun)

Nor can I assuage your butt envy either.
Are you trying to butter me up?(insert ass pun)
Are you trying to butter me up?
Not sure whether or not I'd want to be the butt of your jokes. =PAre you trying to butter me up?
Are you saying you don't want to butt in?Not sure whether or not I'd want to be the butt of your jokes. =P
Usually I don't, butt I might make an exception. x3Are you saying you don't want to butt in?
Usually I don't, butt I might make an exception. x3
We all know skunk ass is best ass, amirite!*Presses "X" to "Doubt"*
Santo is offline qwqWe all know skunk ass is best ass, amirite!
Just ask @ssaannttoo and he'll answer while blushing madly.
*is stuck in a corner because I can't do what I want to do here. . .so I'mma give a nose boop*
*boops @KimberVaile 's nose*
boop! :3
I await your questions, I'm sure they're bootyful.Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
Neigh. Fox butt is the best. Anything else is faux news.We all know skunk ass is best ass, amirite!
Just ask @ssaannttoo and he'll answer while blushing madly.
I await your questions, I'm sure they're bootyful.
In short, your bubble butt don't deserve the big dogTis true, I don't think you'd be able to handle these cheeks. This assiduous ass of superior sass.
FTFY :Vboops you're nose and sits on your lap in a very NSFW and professional manner. Telleth me a story!
See? Nsfw. I am the most NSFW fox ever. <- 110% NSFW
My bubble butt doesn't deserve your little dog. It deserves something large.In short, your bubble butt don't deserve the big dog
Then be crushed beneath taur perfection! *sits*My bubble butt doesn't deserve your little dog
Gay! >:3My bubble butt doesn't deserve your little dog. It deserves something large.
*yawns* Come on now, no more compensating!Then be crushed beneath taur perfection! *sits*
I compensate as much as you*yawns* Come on now, no more compensating!
I wouldn't say so, your confidence level needs a few adjustments.I compensate as much as you
You're a true hero.(insert random words, sentence fragments, and a butt pun)