Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
I want my free sample.

*gives you free folf booty sample*I want my free sample.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!Fortunately, you being skunk, I am confident you would not be able to comprehend a superior butt, even if was right in front of you! See? It works out on both our ends.
I too want a free sample...I want my free sample.
*gives free folf butt instead* :VI too want a free sample...
of cheese!
I have you beat in size at leastFortunately, you being skunk, I am confident you would not be able to comprehend a superior butt, even if was right in front of you! See? It works out on both our ends.![]()
Free folf butt for everyone!*accepts offer*
uwu
Looks like we'll never get to the bottom of the truth with thinking like that. tuts There's no end in sight with these skunks. No rear end that is!Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
You can say all you want, I can comprehend a superior butt when I see it, like yours truly, but I'll always love the other superior butt we lil' skunkies have! <3
Depends on which size we're talking about. Ha, look at me and my crude jokes. HawI have you beat in size at least
My taur arse can crush carhoodsDepends on which size we're talking about. Ha, look at me and my crude jokes. Haw
I can turn that into a dirty joke.My taur arse can crush carhoods
My taur arse can crush carhoods
Free folf butt for everyone!![]()
Too badButt I don't want to share >:/
Too bad![]()
Oh yes!*gives free folf butt instead* :V
That's the point, to be as discreet as possible, to keep the big surprise, well, a surprise!Looks like we'll never get to the bottom of the truth with thinking like that. tuts There's no end in sight with these skunks. No rear end that is!
Kekekekeke
>_<Oh yes!
*Noms*
That's the point, to be as discreet as possible, to keep the big surprise, well, a surprise!
At least I got a chuckle or two from you, I'll give ya that. Thanks!
Dunno. This butt says "expires upon touching". :<*gives free folf butt instead* :V
*Gives tea**wakes up*
*screams*
*drinks instantly**Gives tea*
gives another cup of tea*drinks instantly*
*adds empty cup to the array of others that align my desk*