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[Play3r]

*bearhug*
CRUNCH!!!

AAH
hah
your lucky i would probably really hurt you or worse.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

AAH
hah
your lucky i would probably really hurt you or worse.

Is that so little fella? *lays on you* tell me more.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*blows out light, lights candle and tries again*

Nah, leave the light out, I'm going to bed

 

[Play3r]

Is that so little fella? *lays on you* tell me more.

oof
...
I am a robot capable of more than you think.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

oof
...
I am a robot capable of more than you think.

I've digested whole cars before. Strong jaws

 

[Play3r]

I've digested whole cars before. Strong jaws

O.O
shit.

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

O.O
shit.

I recycled it

 

[Pygmepatl]

I am a robot capable of more than you think.

 

[Play3r]

I recycled it

...
i wanna go now...

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

...
i wanna go now...

Bring me some food and I won't chase you

 

[Play3r]

Bring me some food and I won't chase you

...
*Player runs away from you*

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

...
*Player runs away from you*

*pursues with Tabasco sauce*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Turn off the television it's time for bed

 

[Pygmepatl]

*pursues with Tabasco sauce*

*Smells Tabasco sauce and immediately comes with a big bowl of chips*

 

[Play3r]

*pursues with Tabasco sauce*

*Player notices you*
Ok lets hope this works
*Players back opens some small holes that start shooting out air that lifts him into the air*
ITS WORKING!

 

[Play3r]

oh and about gravity...

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Player notices you*
Ok lets hope this works
*Players back opens some small holes that start shooting out air that lifts him into the air*
ITS WORKING!

*patiently waiting for you to come back down* feed me or be eaten

 

[Sappho_Cortez]

*Smells Tabasco sauce and immediately comes with a big bowl of chips*

I'll get the chili !!!
You're safe @Player , for now

 

[Play3r]

I'll get the chili !!!
You're safe @Player , for now

Phew
*Player turns off the jets and falls*
*He lands on his feet*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'll get the chili !!!

Pawesome!!!

*Shares and enjoys*

 

[Play3r]

Pawesome!!!

*Shares and enjoys*

*Player comes too you and sits down*
i wanted chip but realised that i cannot eat.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Player comes too you and sits down*
i wanted chip but realised that i cannot eat.

Awww!

*Uploads program named 'Chips'*

 

[Play3r]

(I go to sleep now*

 

[Pygmepatl]

(I go to sleep now*

Nighty night!

Sleep tight!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*wins*