Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*qoops*

;w;
Is stinky.
*Boops you to show you how to do it.*I was trying to dooq. I mean boop.
*Boops you to show you how to do it.*
*Blinks.*Oh yeah?
*pooqs your snoot*
*Blinks.*
*Rests in your lap.*
So smort, so fast.I have to say that I could be a college Jeopardy champion. I am getting 90% of the questions before any of these kids.
I can't tell youWhats wrong?
If you'd like I'll be on for a few more minutes before going to bed. Come to my DMs if you'd prefer and feel more comfortable.I can't tell you
My problem is just such a small thing and I'm blowing it completely out of proportion
I know I'm exaggerating but I can't help it
Even if I know it's not a real issue it feels real to me
My problem is so dumb I know you would just laugh at me
Then get some sleep dude. Here.I need sleep.
Hey there bear friendo!Hey everyfur x3
Hey goober butt *grips you tightly and takes a step back to avoids being knocked over*Hey!
*Jumps and hugs.*
Hallo musky bootyHey there bear friendo!
*Bleps adorably.*Hey goober butt *grips you tightly and takes a step back to avoids being knocked over*
*Boops your snoot.*Awoo
UwU*Bleps adorably.*
How is you?
:3
*Boops your snoot.*
Considering your in my DMs you know exactly how I’m feeling. Silly.*Bleps adorably.*
How is you?
:3
*Boops your snoot.*