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the sleepiest kitty
Guest
*offers a plate of assorted cheeses to LPW while winning*
Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!
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the sleepiest kitty
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Bought a crock pot for $4 at a thrift store! Making chicken drumsticks, carrots and potatoes in it right now. 
Matt the Terrier
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*becomes Terrier loaf*
T
the sleepiest kitty
Guest
*puts butter on the Terrier loaf*
Matt the Terrier
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Aw-w-w, now you're just buttering me up!
*inserts "Don't Get Fooled Again_The Who.wav" here*
EEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*inserts "Don't Get Fooled Again_The Who.wav" here*
EEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
T
the sleepiest kitty
Guest
Butt(er) wait, there's more!!
T
the sleepiest kitty
Guest
*crickets chirp at the cat's bad pun*
Guifrog
Blue frog
*stares at the crickets* ⓛ__ⓛ
I wanna eat them... but I don't wanna ruin your audience
Matt the Terrier
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Well, you butter come up with a butter joke than! Yours was margarine-ly better than mine! :3
Matt the Terrier
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EE! BOOPS!
*boops the macho woofer's snoot!*
*gibs @Yakamaru a box with all of the nose boops that I have given*
Here's a box full of used but good quality nose boops!
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Yakamaru
Silly McFly
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Henlo
T
the sleepiest kitty
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Pun sensei....? Tell me your secrets, oh great wise one QwQ
No seriously, you are so good at puns!!!
Matt the Terrier
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A certain kangaroo has taught me the art of good puns.
Oh, the stories I could tell about puns I have made in the past!
Okay, so I have one, but in order to give context on the story, I have to introduce another friend of mine first, because it'll make the story even better. There was a kid I went to school with, we'll call him Jake, and he was basically just a walking meme generator. Memes were coming out of him left and right, and he was really good with puns [he's not a furry; I have another other friend who ]. He taught me to master the art of well timed and well phrased memes, to the point where I could pull the rug out from under him once in a while.
So, in 2015, I started meeting up with the model railroad club, and we were located at a shopping mall at the time. A few month after were started meeting, Jake got a job working in customer service at the mall, and I would regularly see him out there on Saturdays. There were a couple times where he would show up before he was suppose to clock in for work, so he'd sit in the back corner playing games or watching Markiplier videos on his phone. So one day, a club member, we'll call him Tom, started talking about this soft drink he enjoyed called "Surge". He was having trouble finding it at first, but it was slowly becoming more and more popular because he starting to find it in other stores and gas stations where he previously hadn't seen it before. Jake was sitting in the back corner on his phone during this conversation, and seemingly wasn't paying attention. Seeing a great opportunity for a pun, I said to Tom, "I guess you could say the sales for surge have 'surged'!" My dad and the two other club members who were present burst out laughing. Tom went red in the face, and looked like he was about to flip a table over! Jake heard all of this; he got up from where he was sitting, gave me a high-five, and said, "nice one, Matt! XD"
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
much text
Matt the Terrier
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I know, am sowwy >w< but also not sowwy
Matt the Terrier
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*claims the win*
*places the win in front of @the sleepiest kitty *
*places the win in front of @the sleepiest kitty *
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
I win!
Matt the Terrier
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This win is a legitimately Canadian settlement!
*places a giant plushie of a Canadian furry on top of the win*
*places a giant plushie of a Canadian furry on top of the win*
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
Silly dog, Canada doesn't exist. >:V
Matt the Terrier
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Silly Folf, Maryland is just part of Delaware and Pennsylvania! >:3
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
I'm not in Maryland right now anyways.
Guifrog
Blue frog
Oh, did you move?I'm not in Maryland right now anyways.