Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Nu! Only bacon ÒwÓ
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. . .
hmpf, fine, b... but hurry up!
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you got some salt by any chance?
Salt and pepper!? Sure thing.
How about some hot sauce?

Nu! Only bacon ÒwÓ
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>->
. . .
hmpf, fine, b... but hurry up!
...
you got some salt by any chance?
No hot sauce! Hot sauce bad >~<Salt and pepper!? Sure thing.
How about some hot sauce?
*places a piece of bacon on your nose*No hot sauce! Hot sauce bad >~<
Got everything in there? I need to get away from here, quickly!
*focuses on the bacon and tries to maintain its balance**places a piece of bacon on your nose*
Gud Husky boi :3
*snuggles your tail*
*focuses on the bacon and tries to maintain its balance*
o~o I wasn't prepared for this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What do I do?!
You're probably an associate of ... *speaks in a deep and serious voice* The tumbleweed :0
Someone please! Do something!
*picks up the piece of bacon and playfully puts it up to your mouth**focuses on the bacon and tries to maintain its balance*
o~o I wasn't prepared for this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What do I do?!
You're probably an associate of ... *speaks in a deep and serious voice* The tumbleweed :0
Someone please! Do something!
Yes all of it! Use it and draw a circle around me! It shall . . . consumeHot sauce?
OwO *noms**picks up the piece of bacon and playfully puts it up to your mouth*
Noms? :3
*gives you lots of belly rubs*OwO *noms*
... wait a minute! You tricked me, or...
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*passes out*
*wakes up again**gives you lots of belly rubs*
No tricks, just trying to give treats to a fellow woofer. :3
*snuggles*
You are a very silly pupper indeed!*wakes up again*
Oh noooo, he knows every single one of my weaknesses >-<
I... I have to... to res-
*notices wagging tail and grabs it*
No! Not you again! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
UwU more belly rubs pwease
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, someone, please end this
And bacon ^w^
Only so muchactaully I am not that OG
*floats with you**floats about*