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[Niru the Husky]

You silly husky! òwó
*the side of the box says "Niedlich the Folf" on it*
You're going to be shipped to a friendly folfy-folf!
Now then, where did I put that packaging tape?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the cute, friendly and fluffy folfy-folf NOOOOOOOOO-
oh wait... will there be bacon? Maybe it's not that bad after all mhhhh

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*ears perk up*
*forgets*
*floofs*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the cute, friendly and fluffy folfy-folf NOOOOOOOOO-
oh wait... will there be bacon? Maybe it's not that bad after all mhhhh

Pawssibly! :3

 

[Niru the Husky]

Pawssibly! :3

So you're telling me the chances are 0.000001% that there will be bacon? I'm in!
Btw what is the inside of this box made out of?
<-<
>->
I might have licked it and now I'm feeling weird o~o

 

[Matt the Terrier]

So you're telling me the chances are 0.000001% that there will be bacon? I'm in!
Btw what is the inside of this box made out of?
<-<
>->
I might have licked it and now I'm feeling weird o~o

Should just be cardboard. I totally didn't paint it with brown paint had high traces of lead in it to keep you from breaking out.

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Onion rings are so good

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Onion rings are so good

Yes, this is factually correct!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Onion rings are so good

With mayonnaise?

 

[Hiridor]

*sneezes*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*snoozes*

 

[Hiridor]

*plays death metal really loud through the speakers*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*plays death metal really loud through the speakers*

O~O why :0 I was dreaming about bacon ;w;
*hacks the speakers and plays mukbang ASMR*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*plays death metal really loud through the speakers*

*headbangs*

 

[Hiridor]

O~O why :0 I was dreaming about bacon ;w;
*hacks the speakers and plays mukbang ASMR*

*takes back controll of my speakers and begins playing speedcore*

*headbangs*

*bangshead*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

My new shirt 8D

 

[Rystren]

*floats about*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*wins*

 

[Yakamaru]

*wins*

 

[Niru the Husky]

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*gets yeeted into space*
Luckily, I prepared for this and left you a fake win :3 *pulls out the real one and noms some bacon* hehe

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Terrier noises*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*cute husko noises* :3

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*fuzz butt noises*

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*kitty with a cold noises*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*winning folf noises*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*losing folf noises*

Ftfy ^-^
*wins*