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[Matt the Terrier]

*Eats the beans, becomes a dangerously explosive gaseous skunk*

*pounces on skunk*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*places you outside and locks the door*

*Is happy playing outside*

*pounces on skunk*

Oh... ooof! Careful there, you don't wanna set off the skunk bomb. Though I guess I could still...

*Tickles you with my fluffy tail*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Is happy playing outside*

Oh... ooof! Careful there, you don't wanna set off the skunk bomb. Though I guess I could still...

*Tickles you with my fluffy tail*

*snuggles your tail*
You wouldn't dare spray me! I am your friend! :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*snuggles your tail*
You wouldn't dare spray me! I am your friend! :3

Perhaps I would if I wanted to turn you into a skunk.



... kidding, hehehe!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Perhaps I would if I wanted to turn you into a skunk.



... kidding, hehehe!

Oh, don't do that, Pygme! I might like that!

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*meows as I walk in the room, walks up to the win and flop*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

CAT

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*chirrups*

 

[Hiridor]

*woof*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

A DOGE

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*barks*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*whips around, sniffing the air*
SMOL DOGE

 

[Hiridor]

*woofs again*

 

[Shyy]

*bRks*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*whips around, sniffing the air*
SMOL DOGE

You called? :3

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

You called? :3

*barks*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs*

 

[AlexTheMule99]

*Says nothing because I'm a mule*

 

[Shyy]

*BRAYS loudly*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*hugs Shyy*
I wuv dis protogen ^ w ^

 

[Shyy]

*scritches, nuzzles* hello, Matt.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Hello, fren ^ w ^
*tail wagging ensues*

 

[AlexTheMule99]

*Films you both on Super-8 film*

 

[Shyy]

*borrows, edits, returns on Beta Max* here you go...

 

[AlexTheMule99]

Thanks.
*Welds an anatomically correct dolphin dildo to your shoulder*