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[Kara Kusa]

*has fallen asleep in the slingshot*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

N

That’s right, it’s in my home

Nope, not anymore

 

[Sodasats20]

Yes

 

[Izzy4895]

I like your quote about Nazis.

Does that mean I win?

 

[Sodasats20]

No

 

[a sleepy kitty]

 

[Sodasats20]

Bond, James bond
No more like
Body, dead body

 

[Hiridor]

*wins*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Floofs

 

[Hiridor]

*spays with a water hose*

No floof.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Terrier noises*

 

[Sodasats20]

*Terrier noises*

Drowns them out with demonic fox screeching

 

[ben909]

*spays with a water hose*

No floof.

heals self with water spray

 

[Sodasats20]

Uses spear to impale the fishy Pokémon

 

[ben909]

Uses spear to impale the fishy Pokémon

swift stars damage the spears tip, makeing it just a poke

 

[Sodasats20]

That’s it
(Brings out machine gun)
Safety glasses off, stupidheads!
(Starts firing while laughing maniacally)

 

[ben909]

That’s it
(Brings out machine gun)
Safety glasses off, stupidheads!
(Starts firing while laughing maniacally)

hides in water

fires cruse missiles from submarine
(also aren't () for side comments or rl notes while **s are for actions)

(edit, ment the missles that fly on a flat path... maybe character should label these better)

 

[Sodasats20]

Hires sharks to put hole in submarine and they do, making everything malfunction and it say
“Self destruct in 10 seconds”

 

[ben909]

Hires sharks to put hole in submarine and they do, making everything malfunction and it say
“Self destruct in 10 seconds”

... knows sub cannot self destruct as we removed the charges to make more cargo space

summons nanobots from somewere to patch sub up

 

[Sodasats20]

Okay, you’re making this difficult, guess I’ll have to use that
(Summons demonic powers bestowed upon him by satan himself, then makes a giant unbreakable plasma ball in his hand)

 

[ben909]

Okay, you’re making this difficult, guess I’ll have to use that
(Summons demonic powers bestowed upon him by satan himself, then makes a giant unbreakable plasma ball in his hand)

gets worried that the batteries on these nanobots don't last long

also worries thar they were taken from grey goo warheads

 

[Sodasats20]

(Throws it will deadly accuracy)
“GIANT DARK DEATH BALL OF DESTRUCTION AND DARKNESS!!!!”

 

[ben909]

(Throws it will deadly accuracy)
“GIANT DARK DEATH BALL OF DESTRUCTION AND DARKNESS!!!!”

first part hits sub... but then a drone removes the sub and sends it back to the lobby dry dock... waits for redeploy timer to go back to 0

 

[Sodasats20]

(Teleports to you and shoves a katana in you)

 

[ben909]

*Teleports to you and shoves a katana in you*

this does no damage as damage and health are disabled in the lobby... also left all fast travel points in the sub, so i have to wait for repairs
(maybe better to use ** as i see ()s as outside of character)