Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
PP

*sprays with water*
*dumps lava on him*I don't know if water works on him...
Wow that's one durable creature lol*dumps lava on him*
Wow that's one durable creature lol
:_(I’m not that durable
Dies
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I love medieval history.
That's what I do...
Who doesn't?You do doooope?
Who doesn't?
Did she tell you that? Coz I'm her dealer.My grandma
Ooops..Oops... ummmm... I mean... I don't...yeah she doesn't do th!t I'm not her dealer *whistling casually*Did she tell you that? Coz I'm her dealer.
Ooh we squeezing buttz now? Awesome. Always up for that lmaoSqueezes butts
Wow. That's deep dudeBirthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be; that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end, inevitably and irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.
Wow. That's deep dude