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Okami_No_Heishi

Guest
*throws a fish at the cat to distract it* Thanks for keeping that for me BB.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*takes the win from the dozing dog*

My win!
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*sleep-steals the win* (I really should be in bed now XD)
 
Astus

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
Your win is meaningless in light of the glorious fox empire!
 
Water Draco

Water Draco

Well-Known Member
There was tingling in his paws and butterflies in his stomach as :Massan Otter: stood in the wings of stage clutching his harmonica at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

The usher called him out on to centre stage, the house lights dimmed.
The curtain began to rise along with the applause of the audience in the theatre.

Stood there picked out by the beems of the follow spots Massan brought his harmonica to his lips and began to play.
 
Astus

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
Then a sudden explosion! A fox comes charging through and dominates the stage! He proclaims the area to be the property of the fox empire and many more foxes come into the area, effectively eliminating the whole performance and taking prisoners along the way
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
Fortunately, a reviewer for several noted publications failed to read the blurb for the show and awarded it five stars, hailing it as "a triumph of experimental theatre". The otter goes on to international renown and is offered a run on Broadway. Being the modest sort, he politely declines this and returns to the Friday night jam sessions in his tiny local pub.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
...only to discover that the local pub has been gnawed apart by beavers, as a brave skunk shoos them away, managing to save the stage before they chew it away. Boldly, the Skunk takes the stage, as the otter accompanies him in playing 'Long Live The Skunk!'
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
The otter spots a single intact bottle of a fine Islay malt protruding from the wreckage. Seizing this, he turns to the skunk and says "perhaps we can come to some arrangement here?"
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
Three hours later, the otter and skunk lay in an alcoholic stupor in what remained of the pub, the otter curled up and the skunk flat on his back snoring. On the floor between them lay an empty bottle and the win...
 
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