SirGavintheFurred
The Comment Cavalry
Have you ever tried?No, talking through text on a screen doesn't help me. This doesn't help me.

Have you ever tried?No, talking through text on a screen doesn't help me. This doesn't help me.
Yes! I've also tried talking to a psychotherapist and that didn't help either!Have you ever tried?
Alright. That's fine. I was just curious. If it doesn't help then it doesn't help.Yes! I've also tried talking to a psychotherapist and that didn't help either!
And I don't think you want to know what does help...Alright. That's fine. I was just curious. If it doesn't help then it doesn't help.
Niedlich, SIT. ROLL AROUND.And I don't think you want to know what does help...
*bites hand*Niedlich, SIT. ROLL AROUND.
I have cookie.
OW!*bites hand*
Sorry... NotOW!
Meanie! My hand is not a cookie! *blows air on it*
*bites you as well*The Win.
Ouch. What did I do?*bites you as well*
Exist...Ouch. What did I do?
Yay! *noms all the cookies*Nu?
The guy's hungry. *gets bag of cookies and pour some of them on a nice bowl for the wolf*
Ouch again. That hurt even more than the bite did...Exist...
It already hurts me to exist.Ouch again. That hurt even more than the bite did...
...no. Mine.