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Idk why websites even give the option to be that old, 2642 years old and ready to chat, XDFun fact: The date of birth on my profile is incorrect, because the year makes me over 90 years old. I'm not 90.

Idk why websites even give the option to be that old, 2642 years old and ready to chat, XDFun fact: The date of birth on my profile is incorrect, because the year makes me over 90 years old. I'm not 90.
Ok! I'll also have your names engraved.Alright, if you agree to Umbreon’s terms we may sign a contract XD
Stop trying to write over my name, Niedlich!Ok! I'll also have your names engraved.
No! I'm going to hang their heads on tbe wall as their common burial traditions say so.Stop trying to write over my name, Niedlich!
Also hey OKAMI.*walks in, grabs win, walks out*
I like deer. They are so tasty.No! I'm going to hang their heads on tbe wall as their common burial traditions say so.
Hello Niedlich!! Hello fellow Furries!Also hey OKAMI.
I like deer. They are so tasty.
So you want Umbreon or Tacoma?I like deer. They are so tasty.
I could never kill a deer! Not unless my family were starving! Hell, that goes for any animal!So you want Umbreon or Tacoma?
Oh... Well then... How do you live as a wolf that doesn't hunt?I could never kill a deer! Not unless my family were starving! Hell, that goes for any animal!
Ah, you hunt at le Grocery store...Grocery store time.
......food.....?I’m hungry....What should I make for dinner?
I see.........food.....?
Wow great idea! Never would have thought of that!!......food.....?
Ok! *grabs fork and knife*
Fun fact: The date of birth on my profile is incorrect, because the year makes me over 90 years old. I'm not 90.
Yep, around 33 seconds.You will get it at about 30 seconds into this video.
He's in denial.Fun fact: The date of birth on my profile is incorrect, because the year makes me over 90 years old. I'm not 90.
But I'm not!He's in denial.
Alright. Whatever you say gramps. Back to the senior home with ya. *Wheels him away*But I'm not!