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[Water Draco]

Hey

read back a little

 

[Universe]

Hmm I suggest a needle

 

[Some Moron]

Look if you don't take them you'll die of heart attack!

But I'm too young for a heart attack! Given my health, it's practically impossible!

 

[Universe]

Get him!

 

[Some Moron]

Ah! You'll never take me alive! *Runs away*

 

[Universe]

Security after him!

 

[Water Draco]

Hmm I suggest a needle

Mr Moron please don't make a fuss. Think of the other residents of the retirement home.

 

[Some Moron]

*Jumps through window*

 

[Universe]

*Is waiting for you outside* hey

 

[Guifrog]

*I come in and the Moron falls on me*

OUCH! What are you doing, mister?!

 

[Universe]

He’s trying to escape

 

[Water Draco]

Ah! You'll never take me alive! *Runs away*

Mr Moron runs out of the door wearing a toilet brush holder on his head.

 

[Some Moron]

You can't stop an idiot running through a road!

 

[Universe]

Supply closet works every time

 

[Water Draco]

Goes back in to check that the other residents are ok

 

[Universe]

Um Yes I can

 

[Guifrog]

Oh, yeah? Tongue, GO!

*long tongues chases and wraps the moron around in a tight embrace*

 

[Some Moron]

*Falls over* Okay, I give up...

 

[Universe]

Good work

 

[Guifrog]

Fank you! *pulls him*

 

[Some Moron]

Dragging hurts!

 

[Universe]

*injects him with needle* good night

 

[Some Moron]

*Unconscious*

 

[Water Draco]

Supply closet works every time

You put the EXIT sign on the outside of the supply closet door again.

You know that Mr Moron will insist that he has been to Narnia again when we eventually get him out of there.

 

[Universe]

Let’s stick him in a closet