Joni
I'm a hot dog
Ten people. At the same time. I'll just admit to it, not change anything.

Ten people. At the same time. I'll just admit to it, not change anything.
Well... time to make 9 alternate accounts.Ten people. At the same time. I'll just admit to it, not change anything.
Exactly!But I don't think 10 people are even here...
Just wait for the alts.Exactly!
Time to hack Some Morons account and chage his profile pic.Well... time to make 9 alternate accounts.
You'll never guess my password!Time to hack Some Morons account and chage his profile pic.
Time to dox him and kidnap him.Time to hack Some Morons account and chage his profile pic.
Ok that would be too much.Time to dox him and kidnap him.
And torture him until he admits...Ok that would be too much.
Sounds like fun.And torture him until he admits...
Best idea so far. When everything else isn't working.Sounds like fun.
Might even eletracute him...Sounds like fun.
And when the media finds out, the fandom is fucked.Might even eletracute him...
Shh!And when the media finds out, the fandom is fucked.
But I can't make myself change it! My brain would crash!You could just stick with your user name but put on a pfp! Just like Skychickens' sona isn't named after her user name.
I can already see the article "Non furry killed after admitting that he is a furry: ( insert media bullshit here)"Shh!
Doesn't work with guys, Niedlich.If the media finds out I just shake my folfy booty as a distraction...
Shh! Mine's different!Doesn't work with guys, Niedlich.